Which is otherwise known as "rape."
He thinks his sperms are MAGIC.
Let us all be thankful that these men are not trying to fuck us, because they are terrible.
Behold, The ‘Alt-Right’ ‘Proud Boys’: Fedora-Wearing, Non-Masturbating Defenders Of ‘Western Culture’
No word on whether or not they also go around lecturing people on how the original skins were not actually racist but rather a working class reaction to the mods, something, something two-tone ska.
Quien es mas macho? EL HOMBRE MAGNIFICO DEL MUNDO, DONALD TRUMP!
Wow, we are so very surprised.
Matt Forney, ladies and gentleman.
He's a little 'Over The Top,' no?
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