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Huckabee Minuteman Pedophilia Embezzlement Thievery Revealed

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

It sounds so good until you read the actual press release:

The Huckabee campaign faces national scandal today, as recent e-mails sent by Minuteman Co-Founder and Huckabee campaign member Jim Gilchrist are released that threaten to malign another leader with false accusations of child molestation, pedophilia, embezzlement, and thievery!

And thievery, too!

Huckabee Campaigner and Minuteman threatening e-mail Scandal [Some press release]


Minutemen Founder Corrupt, Dreams of Hundreds of Racists Shattered

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Remember the Minutemen? The crazy old white people who piled into pickup trucks and rode down the border to not shoot illegal immigrants but maybe scare them a little? They’re having a little financial trouble. Which is odd, considering how well xenophobia usually pays. MORE »


Happy American Terrorists Attacked the Military Day!

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Why can't you buy a good time? Why are there soldiers in the street?  - WonketteOn this day 232 years ago, brave American terrorists fought the military in Taxachusetts. The battles immediately followed the military surge that was supposed to secure the insurgent strongholds of Concord and Lexington. MORE »


Mexico, Canada to Annex You

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

sppmap.jpgThe “Security and Prosperity Project” will allow people from Winnipeg to vacation without having to stop in Kansas City. MORE »


The Nanny Patrol?

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

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The Washington Times‘ Jerry Seper reports on Keystone Kops antics at the U.S.-Mexico border: MORE »


Alan Keyes Is Losing Cents or, Minutemen Watch Border, Not Own Wallet

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

minutemen.jpgThe Washington Times reports that the brave patriots voluntarily patrolling the southern border armed only with folding chairs and the equivalent of gaydar for finding Mexicans aren’t so good at watching their own money, which has vanished like so many wetbacks in the desert night. MORE »


Look Out, Crazy Xenophobe! There’s One Right Behind You!

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

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Minuteman Project activist Carmen Mercer waits for her bags at BWI Airport. Of illegal immigration, she says: “I see it everywhere.” MORE »