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Barack Obama Gives Presidential Medal of Freedom To Bunch of Homosexuals, Blacks, Women & Muslims

Today, the LG-BLT crowd is finally happy with the breeder Barack Obama, because he has awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to an alive lesbian (Billie Jean King) and a dead gay man (Harvey Milk) along with many sundry black people from both Africa and (maybe?) the United States. Also: Stephen Hawking, a known scientist/god-hater and Englishman, and Ted Kennedy, a liberal. Full list after the jump! Read more on Barack Obama Gives Presidential Medal of Freedom To Bunch of Homosexuals, Blacks, Women & Muslims…
  voter demographics

McConnell Warns GOP They Will Soon Be All-White Party Of Losers

Gaah, Mitch McConnell, what a buzzkill! The Senate Minority Leader told members of the Republican National Committee that they’re in danger of becoming “a minority party,” by which he means, “a party with no minorities in it.” It is a well-known fact that the only people who voted for John McCain in the presidential race were Southern whites who wore their best overhauls on election day to vote against a Muslin in the White House (it’s not the Black House, people!). This won’t do for a party of the Future. Read more on McConnell Warns GOP They Will Soon Be All-White Party Of Losers…
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Southerners Are Latest Ethnic Group To Be Outraged By Barack Obama’s Cabinet Appointments

Jeez, who’s running this government anyhow? Given his latest string of appointments, it appears Barack Obama favors Indonesian Socialist pansexual witch-doctors such as Tom Daschle and Tim Geithner. This leaves little room for Obama to install in key positions such competent Southerners as … well shit, are there even any Southern Democrats alive anymore? Or are they like the ivory-billed woodpecker, another mythical Southern rarity? Read more on Southerners Are Latest Ethnic Group To Be Outraged By Barack Obama’s Cabinet Appointments…
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Poor Black Obama Voters So Poor They Have To Work For McCain Campaign

Here is the saddest thing: Times of London reporter Tom Baldwin was surprised to find two young black ladies canvassing for John McCain in Des Moines. He asks if they’re volunteers. Nope, they are temp workers from an employment agency. And one of them sheepishly admits to being an Obama supporter, while the other one warns they could lose their $10-an-hour part-time job for talking to the press. And they’re both so ashamed. Read more on Poor Black Obama Voters So Poor They Have To Work For McCain Campaign…
 

Have You Ever Noticed How Minorities Have Black-Sounding Names?

newVideoPlayer("Rooney_Snapper.flv", 475, 376,""); Hey, Andy Rooney’s not dead! Who knew? Also, he’s not happy with the all these ethnic-sounding people running for president. Barack Obama, Rudy Giuliani … jeez, this is supposed to be America, not the freakin’ Rainbow Coalition. You know who had a good, white-sounding name? Adolph Hitler, that’s who. Read more on Have You Ever Noticed How Minorities Have Black-Sounding Names?…
 

Obama & Walnuts Promise New Wave of Terrible U.S. Riots

One fun part of America that’s sadly missing from modern life is the Race Riot. These exciting events were caused by various factors such as race, racism, poverty, white cops hating on black kids, no jobs, the FBI killing MLK, etc. During the 1967 Detroit riots, Governor Romney (always the same people, forever!) called in the Army, and a combined 17,000 troops and cops finally crushed the insurrection after five days. Central Detroit was basically destroyed. Between 1964 and 1971, there were similar riots in DC, LA, New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Cleveland, Baltimore, Kansas City … pretty much every big city and lots of smaller ones, 700 riots in all. Why did they end, and when will they finally return? Barry and Walnuts have all the answers, after the jump. Read more on Obama & Walnuts Promise New Wave of Terrible U.S. Riots…
 

Mission Accomplished! Iraq No Longer World’s Shittiest Place To Live

Freedom-hating libtards have spent the last four years whining that the U.S. invasion has transformed Iraq from a repressive dictatorship where you could get killed by Saddam’s thugs for speaking out against the regime into a terrifying anarchic clusterfuck where you can and probably will get killed by suicidal religious maniacs, death squads, corrupt local police, or American soldiers for no reason at all. But today, those naysayers were definitively rebuked by Minority Rights Group International, whose report for 2007 says that Iraq is only the second-worst place in the world for minority groups. Read more on Mission Accomplished! Iraq No Longer World’s Shittiest Place To Live…
 

’08 Candidates Fight Over Minority Body Parts

We told you they were all zombie-vampire monsters! The Democrat candidates will soon be warring over Latino spleens, Jewish bladders, Asian lungs and soccer-mom lymph nodes. Be careful, primary voters! Battle for black hearts [Melbourne Herald-Sun] Read more on ’08 Candidates Fight Over Minority Body Parts…
 

Great Schism of ’07: Late Night Shots Locks Undesirables In Open Forum

Late Night Shots — the closed social network which allows you to explore Washington DC’s social landscape and bar scene — has been such a success that its leaders are forced to divide the LNS crowd between the super-white cretins and the lesser lights of binge-drinking takedown-impregnating conservative youth forced to live amongst the minorities of DC before going back to San Diego and becoming a defense lobbyist. Yes, there is a Great Schism. The invitation-only special forum will be seductively open for everyone to read, but only the upper crust will be able to opine on Muslims, morning-after pills and the “Ethiopians” who scurry about Adams Morgan. Everybody else is stuck in the “B Forum.” Read the memo, after the jump. Read more on Great Schism of ’07: Late Night Shots Locks Undesirables In Open Forum…
 

NRA’s Secret Graphic Novel Revealed!

Pro-gun Democrats did better in the midterms than probably any other class of politician, but the National Rifle Association is not in the business of reflecting moderate political reality. The NRA lives off memberships, and the standard card-carrying member has two enemies: Democrats and … deer, most likely. But even loyalists go soft, as the GOP learned last month, and you need some Grade A propaganda to get people riled up again. Let no one accuse the NRA of shirking its duty. Freedom In Peril: Guarding the 2nd Amendment in the 21st Century, is a spectacularly beautiful graphic novel. Here, for example, is one of the biggest threats to the white suburban hunter: dirty hippies and their evil sidekicks: the dynamite-carrying owl, sinister pig, angry Wall Street bull, dire wolf, terror chicken and Land Lobster: We’ve got a lot more from this super-secret advance copy of the NRA’s hot new comic, after the jump. Read more on NRA’s Secret Graphic Novel Revealed!…
 

Daily Briefing: Kewl Kids Vote Dem

New poll shows Democrats favored by 2 to 1 among the important independent voters who have soured on Iraq. [WP] Black and Latino voters once supportive of GOP turn to Democrats as previous campaign promises go unfulfilled. [LAT] Read more on Daily Briefing: Kewl Kids Vote Dem…