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Just when you think the Department of Defense is too busy with actually physically bombing things to worry about nutty mind-control schemes or mosquito assassins, they come out with another freaky report that gives a dark and terrifying glimpse into a future of warfare featuring insanity-inducing drugs, brain-scanning, and “distributed human-machine systems.” In other words, just a day in the life of Cindy McCain, wife of the world’s oldest cyborg… MORE »

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Terrifying Cheney goon Mary Matalin has grown bored with old-fashioned propaganda. These days, she’s experimenting on voters’ brains so surgeons can destroy the part that hates this administration. Matalin describes her bizarre human-research laboratory in a weird “Point-of-View” on that HotSoup.com thing:

When you put people in a room and discuss politics with them and you put an M.R.I. on their brain, the functioning, rational, logical part of their brain relative to politics goes black, and their emotional mind and the emotional part of the brain lights up. Further studies have shown not only do the rational parts of the brain fire up over political dialogue, the next step that’s happening is the brain is ascribing negative motives to the opposite view.

WTF? We find it interesting that Matalin reveals her horrific Mengele techniques just as the Pentagon begins publicly using Pain Rays on citizens, researchers find a convenient “silver dollar sized” part of the brain that should be removed to make people stop smoking, and the Washington Post reveals that every paranoid fantasy about government mind control is actually true and being practiced today. MORE »

Remember our special correspondent Nadine and her weird claims of robot sex abuse by Dick Cheney’s satanic porn lawyers fighting Sandra Day O’Connor’s legacy? Another troubling report showed up in the e-mail this weekend, just as the Washington Post published a long crazy story on the thousands of people convinced they are Government Mind Control victims.

As acknowledged conspiracies like Abu Ghraib, Iran-Contra and Watergate prove, incompetence is no entry barrier to Evil. That’s why we’ve reserved judgment on Nadine’s bizarre tales. Who the hell knows? Is that dead deer still on Cheney’s lawn?

But the Post’s twisted feature goes the extra step and says that while some of these Victims might just be crazy, the Pentagon and CIA have developed all sorts of monstrous remote-brain-torture machines and have a long history of trying such wicked devices on unwitting citizens and soldiers. Read the startling Main Stream Media evidence, after the jump.

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The Navy’s crazed researchers can only perform “severe or unusual intrusions” on human brains and bodies with approval of the undersecretary of the Navy, according to a new Pentagon memo — and that covers the usual “consciousness-altering drugs or mind-control techniques,” too. MORE »