Tag: milwaukee

Big Bad Harley Davidson Bikers SO SCARED Of Protesters, Won’t Let Trump Look At Their Hogs

Poor Donald Trump has been given the brushoff by a big burly motorcycle factory, because it doesn't want its name associated with him.

AND THE WINNER IS… Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017

Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!

Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Proves He Is Fascist, Sh*thead, Shouldn’t Be In Charge Of A Rest Stop Bathroom

David Clarke has 'thoughts' on the Muslim Ban protest. Also, is the White House still defying all those judges? It turns out: yes!
The real mystery is who's arming them.

Toddlers Murdering Selves At Alarming Rate, No End To Rampage In Sight

With six gun attacks by toddlers on Americans in the last week, the number of deaths and injuries (five deaths, one injury) caused by armed children now exceeds the number of Americans (four) killed in the terrorist attacks in...

New York Priest Stole $1M Church Lady Donations For His Gay S&M Master, As One Does

Every Sunday around the great US and A, churches pass the collection plates, so they can use the money to buy food and clothes for poor kids, and send Bibles to China, and so their priests can have "drug-fueled...
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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Is Your New James Joyce Yes She Said Yes She Will Yes

Last week, Sarah Palin waved a flag as white as Alaska's citizenry, as she announced her plans to death-panel the Sarah Palin Channel on August 1. But she is not going down without a half-assed fight, and this week,...
Sadly, you can't arrest an archdiocese

Minnesota Archdiocese Busted For Protecting Kid-Diddling Priest

Here's a rare thing: The Archdiocese of St. Paul and Minneapolis is facing criminal charges for mishandling a priest who mishandled children. The prosecutor says church officials "turned a blind eye" to the priest's sexual abuse of two boys. The...

Scott Walker: Only ‘Fresh, Organic’ GOP Governors Can Beat Moldy Old Hillary

We have to admit, Wonketteers, that we did not stick to our Chuck Todd diet. We really did intend to get up every Sunday for Meet the Press to see Chuck's tough questioning of the Biggest Names in News...

Scott Walker Clinches Lowest Seed In 2016 Primary Bracket

So... Wisconsin. We here at the Washington Bureau have largely averted our eyes from this particular race until now, preferring instead to ease ourselves into the abstract knowledge that Scott Walker was, in fact, rewarded for his behavior with...

Scott Walker Gets Some Chris Christie All Over Him, On Purpose

With a little over a week to go before Election Day, Scott Walker is increasingly a man in need of a helping hand. His once-certain re-election as King of Wisconsin has taken up residence in every pollster's "no idea,...

Wisconsin Militia Will Save Election From Criminal Democrats (And Not Just The Black Ones)

Republicans in Wisconsin, and those few Democrats who are not criminals, should be feeling extra safe about Election Day this November. That's because some anti-labor irregulars left over from the Wisconsin Union Wars are vowing to protect democracy from the many tax...

Argue Amongst Yourselves: Announcing A Rough Draft Of The Wonket Drinky Thing Midwest/Southwest June World Tour!

O hai, we are just making this itinerary. We are getting in the car and actually taking a vacation, one that includes paying someone to be us on this here mommyblog while we are gone, so our only responsibilities...

Wonkette Pals Make Milwaukee Occupation More Fun

Who won the occupation of Milwaukee today? Not Scott Walker, who is probably crying into his Just For Men bucket today as the scary voters/liberals/workers/people once again scare the kleptocrats. The winners of the Milwaukee Occupation are right here!...

Scott Walker Bans Sick Days People of Milwaukee Voted For

Wisconsin's duly elected slave driver Scott Walker is not done yet ruining the lives of everyone who lives in his state, planning on signing legislation passed by the legislature that would void an ordinance passed overwhelmingly by the voters...