‘This might be a little esoteric for Wonkette - but I hope you’ll humor me for a minute.’
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
Most of the publicity pitches your Wonkette receives during the workday are for relatively innocuous, easygoing things. “Hey Wonkette me & my buddy Dave just made a hilarious video in our dorm room that your readers would love,” the average one reads. “We dress up in saran wrap & overalls and smash a model town of Sarah Palin Lego pieces with vibrators. Thank you for your consideration.” Today, however, we received a considerably more horrifying and evil pitch from the murky depths of the military-industrial complex. Does a global communications executive from GE seriously think that Wonkette will help his company gin up support for a multi-billion dollar defense contract to build F136 alternate engines for a new fleet of Lockheed Martin F-35 warplanes of death?? MORE »
Yep, it’s pretty much as totally awesome as you’d expect. Join us on this magical journey through the world of imagination and multibillion-dollar boondoggles, after the jump.