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Posts Tagged ‘milf’

Is Lusty Congresslady Michele Bachmann Being Naughty?

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.Bush-groping robot-loving Foster MILF Michele Bachmann is America’s favorite Republican lady congressperson from Minnesota, but is the baby-farming beauty getting busy with a fellow lawmaker who is not her husband? Read the hot rumor that is suddenly sweeping the state, after the jump. MORE »


McCain Won’t Get Sarah Palin For Veep, Either — She’s Pregnant!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

So fine.Beloved Alaskan Governor and hot maverick Sarah Palin is seven months pregnant with her fifth kid! She just announced the happy news, and now John McCain’s latest hope for a popular female maverick Republican governor on the GOP ticket is gone forever. People will really do just about anything to avoid being John McCain’s lady vice presidential candidate who will lose with him in November. MORE »


GILF Update: Gov. Sarah Palin As Miss Wasilla

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

Way back in 1984 — the Van Halen reality, not the George Orwell novel — Alaska’s new governor Sarah Palin was an Alaskan beauty queen. She would’ve been 18 or 19 at the time. The only problem with this great tale is that it appears she was in college in Idaho at the time. Meaning, it’s obviously true. Topless Alaskan beauty queens … hooray for America. MORE »


GILF: Alaska’s First Gal Governor Sworn In

Monday, December 4th, 2006

MILF, GILF, kids and their Internets Lingo! - WonketteAlaska elected the nation’s hottest governor last month, and today Sarah Palin was sworn in. MORE »