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These Sarah Palin Fans Just Want To Hump Her

Before you dismiss this video as another “cute red-state gal is going to cum again remembering how the beautiful Sarah Palin touched her,” please just duct-tape yourself to the office chair and watch the WHOLE THING because, good god, PALIN MAN! [YouTube video-documentary by Wonkette commenter PabaBritanica.] Read more on These Sarah Palin Fans Just Want To Hump Her…
 

Is Lusty Congresslady Michele Bachmann Being Naughty?

Bush-groping robot-loving Foster MILF Michele Bachmann is America’s favorite Republican lady congressperson from Minnesota, but is the baby-farming beauty getting busy with a fellow lawmaker who is not her husband? Read the hot rumor that is suddenly sweeping the state, after the jump. Read more on Is Lusty Congresslady Michele Bachmann Being Naughty?…
 

McCain Won’t Get Sarah Palin For Veep, Either — She’s Pregnant!

Beloved Alaskan Governor and hot maverick Sarah Palin is seven months pregnant with her fifth kid! She just announced the happy news, and now John McCain’s latest hope for a popular female maverick Republican governor on the GOP ticket is gone forever. People will really do just about anything to avoid being John McCain’s lady vice presidential candidate who will lose with him in November. Read more on McCain Won’t Get Sarah Palin For Veep, Either — She’s Pregnant!…
 

GILF Update: Gov. Sarah Palin As Miss Wasilla

Way back in 1984 — the Van Halen reality, not the George Orwell novel — Alaska’s new governor Sarah Palin was an Alaskan beauty queen. She would’ve been 18 or 19 at the time. The only problem with this great tale is that it appears she was in college in Idaho at the time. Meaning, it’s obviously true. Topless Alaskan beauty queens … hooray for America. Read more on GILF Update: Gov. Sarah Palin As Miss Wasilla…
 

GILF: Alaska’s First Gal Governor Sworn In

Alaska elected the nation’s hottest governor last month, and today Sarah Palin was sworn in. Governor Palin is a Crazy Maverick who is against Corruption and obliterated Governor Jabba the Hutt Frank Murkowski in the Republican primary. Palin is just 42 and came out of nowhere; she was mayor of a small town. Otherwise, we don’t know anything about her, but we do hope she seeks national office soon because the Capitol is filled with scary old men wandering around in their pajamas and she could really class up the joint. Read more on GILF: Alaska’s First Gal Governor Sworn In…