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Posts Tagged ‘mike wooten’

Todd Palin Testifies In ‘Troopergate,’ Is Basically Responsible For Everything

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

The First Lady of Alaska, Todd Palin, delivered a sworn statement about his role in “Troopergate” to investigators after an IN-THE-TANK Alaskan judge made him do so. In the testimony, Todd admits that he pushed for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS or so to get his ex-brother-in-law fired from the Police Force — but that his wife did not fire public safety commissioner Walt Monegan because of his refusal to do so. Todd claims that his wife fired Monegan because Monegan kept telling her to put baby Trig in car seats, and also something about “travelling to the Bush.” Hell is going on here? MORE »


Alaska Gov. Palin Embroiled In Trooper-Non-Firing Scandal?

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Say it ain't so!So apparently Sarah Palin, our favorite Alaskan governor, has a sister, and her sister was married to a state trooper named Wooten until they went through a “bitter divorce.” And then Palin and her husband and various others talked to Wooten’s boss, the public safetey commissioner, and said…Well, nobody knows what they said, but the public safety commissioner felt PRESSURED to FIRE WOOTEN. But he didn’t! And then mysteriously he got fired instead. MORE »