SOME BLOGGER KNOWS BIG SECRET ABOUT GAY FRENCH S.C. LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR ANDRé BAUER: The secret: André Bauer is gay! So says “gay blogger” Mike Rogers, who is famous for secretly “outing” every conservative person anyone has ever suspected of being gay, according to his own anonymous sources. Those gay bloggers! They must have the best legal defense funds. [BlogActive]

Mike Rogers of Blogactive is having a very good Late Summer, indeed! Last week, he got to say, “I wrote about Larry Craig’s sex-loo fondness last October” to whomever would listen, and for once, everybody wanted to listen! This morning he got the ultimate full-release sought after in this town: a fawning butt-licking by the Washington Post. They even call him “the most feared man on The Hill,” an epithet which virtually guarantees Mr. Rogers will have to keep his legs crossed on the Metro for at least a month. Good on ya, Mike!
But wouldn’t you like to have a souvenir of Toiletgate? Mike’s got that covered, too! Head over to the eBays to bid on his Larry Craig fun pack, a superexciting extravaganza which includes… um… some pieces of paper and a plastic pin shaped like a potato! Yay! [eBay]

Confronting GOP bigwig (but total unknown outside of DC) Ken Mehlman about his rumored homosexuality is soooo 2003. So for kicks, Blog activist Mike Rogers is seeking a partnership with James fucking Dobson in order to help make “the left” look just as craven and duplicitous as Ken and his compatriots paint them. MORE »

According to activist Mike Rogers, one of the two gentlemen on the right is a gay. They are Sens. Mike Crapo and Larry Craig, and if you didn’t even know they were in the Senate, that’s because they’re from Idaho. MORE »