Tag: mike lee

Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!

Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let’s Watch! :D

Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz Presents: Bride Of The Son Of The Obamacare Repeal From Hell

One more revision and Medicaid patients will be converted to Soylent Green.
We won't have Ted Cruz's lip booger to kick around anymore

Ted Cruz Has Healthcare Ideas. That Can’t Be Good!

Are there any issues Ted Cruz can't make worse? Probably not!

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

HELLER NO: Nevada Republican Calls ACA Repeal A LIE

The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.

Congress Wants Trump’s ‘Tapes,’ If There Are Any ‘Tapes’ (Are There ‘Tapes’?)

It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances?

Who Hates TrumpCare More Than Democrats? Other Republicans, Of Course.

The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?

Obama Designates Two New National Monuments. Normal, Non-Jerk People Think This Is Great!

Wednesday was a very good day for protection of the West's endangered places.

‘Pro-Life’ Utah Senator Mike Lee Totally Fine With Flint Babies Drinking Poison Water

Once they're born, babies can go screw.