Tag: mike lee
THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?
There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.
Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.
Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.
Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
One more revision and Medicaid patients will be converted to Soylent Green.
Are there any issues Ted Cruz can't make worse? Probably not!
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.