Tag: mike huckabee

History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.

Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT THIS SECOND!
We knew we'd heard that slogan before!

President Of America Donald Trump Gives Worse Statement On Nazis Than Mike Huckabee Does

Donald Trump just can't seem to say who might have been responsible for the murder in Charlottesville. Maybe radical Islam.

Mike Huckabee Just Figures Kim Jong Un Hates Black Ladies Same Way He Does

When it comes to comedy, Mike Huckabee is definitely a former governor of Arkansas.

Barack Obama, You Will Not Call TrumpCare ‘Mean’! It Is A Trump Worship Word. You Will Not Use It!

That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

Experienced and un-sexist Democrats would like to blame Nancy Pelosi for all their butthurts. Wonkette calls bullshit.

Can Jeff Sessions Jes’ Plumb Not Answer Your Scary Questions? An Executive Privilege Lawsplainer!

Jeff Sessions supports The Rule of Law! Well, for brown people anyway.

Guns Don’t Kill People. Blah Blah Blah Blah. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 14, 2017

Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!

We Got A Couple Things To Say About New Trump Rule Taking Away Your Slut Pills

On the one hand, birth control is cheaper than a baby. On the other hand....JESUS!!

Fun Things We Learned About The Comey Firing: A Wonkette Listicle!

Comeypocalypse Now! Comeygeddon! Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey Chameleon! Also, your OPEN THREAD

Trump Knows What Women Want! Your Wonkagenda for Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Trump has a spot for the ladies, TrumpCare rides again (again), and Hannity throws another tantrum. Your morning news brief!

Romance Expert Mike Huckabee Has Some Kissing Tips For YOU!

Don't go taking kissing advice from Mike Huckabee!

Everybody Calling Bullshit On Turkey’s Fake-Ass Election, Except Idiot Donald Trump

Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?