Holy beans, it really WAS a terrorist fist jab! Not the original one that Barry Obama shared with his wife Michelle, but another — the one Barry gave North Carolina Gov. Mike Easley at a press conference in June. When Barry went for the bump, it was like a million 9/11 planes were attacking Easley’s shoulder: “Gov. Mike Easley says the fist bump he shared in June with Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama helped convince him he needed surgery on his right shoulder.” Of course, the damn left-wing liberal gay blogs will all claim that Barry’s fist bump *wasn’t* an act of terrorism. Anything to protect their CELEBRITY BLACK JESUS. [News & Observer]

North Carolina Governor Mike Easley, who supported Hillary Clinton when she was still alive and famously called Obama a “pansy,” which the media assumed meant “fag,” is suddenly in league with this same fag, as demonstrated by this terrorist fist jab they shared at a North Carolina rally yesterday. Look at the gal in the muu-muu, walking away. She knows what’s up. The rally was literally lined with dangerous roaster chickens. [YouTube]

Many, many gay homosexuals are angry about North Carolina Governor Mike Easley saying Hillary Clinton made Rocky Balboa look like a pansy. How dare this historic friend of the gays sit idly by while her surrogate throws around these hateful smear words? And how many agujeros de la gloria will Chelsea have to service at The Endup to win back the affections of her mother’s old pals? MORE »

‘THIS LADY RIGHT HERE MAKES ROCKY BALBOA LOOK LIKE A PANSY’: Yes, that is what the governor of North Carolina just said about Hillary Clinton. [Political Ticker]

Mike Easley, the Democratic governor of North Carolina, lives in a house made of popsicle sticks (pictured). Today he will announce that while Barack Obama may have clinched the latest reality-show moron vote, Hillary Clinton has earned Easley’s enthusiastic endorsement. The governor’s nod is sure to help Clinton gain credibility with white working-class types who were already going to vote for her anyway. [Politico]

This actual press release from the North Carolina governor, a Demrat, has a lot more to say about dumb shit his family did over Christmas (mostly more woodworking), but we’ll stop here. Just wanted to balance the stupid of Iowa with that of some other… the Sout… Colorad… well anywhere else in the country.