Oh good gravy they are having the Fourth Ballot! It takes so long. “It’s time to vote,” the douche keeps saying — watch him say it, here on CSPAN! Something about changed proxy votes, maybe these people could get it together, and OH SHIT MIKE DUNCAN IS WITHDRAWING! So this should go to Steele, who will take his “Victory in Maryland” nationwide! MORE »

Once upon a time there was an organization called the Republican National Committee, which was run by competent people like Ed Gillespie and Ken Mehlman. They helped win elections and stuff, until 2006, when Republicans suddenly stopped winning anything. Since then, a succession of nobodies at the RNC have helped make the party into the obscure Southern fringe group it is today. So which of six brave men will get to lead the party into further irrelevance in the future? MORE »

YOU KNOW WHAT IS SO TERRIBLE? It’s this liberal political correctness! Still! Back in the golden age of “Real America,” you could run around shouting the n-word at any given black person or piss on a Chinaman for being a Chinaman or just squeeze ladies’ boobs (”Honk Honk!” you’d say) at your workplace because THIS COUNTRY HAD CHARACTER, OK? And now the liberal media “controversy” against poor GOP chairman candidate Chip Saltsman, who tried to win party allies via the tried-and-true GOP bonding method of sharing n*gger jokes, has of course made Saltsman a hero in his own white party. MORE »

Here is some guy named Mike who apparently runs the RNC, and he’s asking you to submit videos explaining Why You Are A Republican in 2008. The prize is a free Werther’s sucker. Do you think Mike will be surprise with all the amateur gay porn videos he receives in the coming days? [YouTube]

“Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.) resigned Friday as general chairman of the Republican National Committee, leaving all top-level leader duties for the embattled GOP to Mike Duncan, the current chairman.” [Politico]