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Fiscal Cliff Negotiator: Screw It, Let’s Get Drunk And Drive Around Arlington

Oh, internets. Thou hath delivered such joyous tidings as we head into what was likely to be an achingly slow holiday news week. We already fought and won the War on Christmas, so we were pretty much just planning on stone cold loafing and drinking until January 3rd or so. But lo, internets, you gave us something so perfect, something so tailor made for yr Wonkette, that we rejoice at the good tidings you have brought us: Read more on Fiscal Cliff Negotiator: Screw It, Let’s Get Drunk And Drive Around Arlington…
 

BREAKING: Idaho Has at Least One Gay

According to activist Mike Rogers, one of the two gentlemen on the right is a gay. They are Sens. Mike Crapo and Larry Craig, and if you didn’t even know they were in the Senate, that’s because they’re from Idaho. Read more on BREAKING: Idaho Has at Least One Gay…