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Chatology: Riding the Nuclear Tiger

Monday, March 6th, 2006

chatologybug.gifEditors’ note: Don’t miss Ana Marie Cox’s Washington Post live chat, starting today at 11:30 AM. You can access it here, where you can also find a link for submitting questions to the Original Wonkette about BlackBerry disaster averted. Happy chatting!

Chatology this week slightly enlivened by the appearance of Stephen Colbert, though it was offset by Chairman of Joint Chiefs Peter Pace doing a half-Ginsburg; he has the kind of whispery monotone that made us fall asleep during filmstrips in health class. Most notable segment: Bill Kristol channeling Arianna Huffington in his disappointment in the administration, causing massive freakout on the Fox set and Chris Wallace to utter the Quote of the Week: “My whole universe has been rocked.”

Top topics: Potential (or ongoing?) civil war in Iraq; Katrina tapes; Dubai port deal.

One hit wonders: Two hits for the criminal investigation into Pat Tillman’s death (MTP and FNS); Oscar talk on “This Week”

Quotes to live by:
Stephen Colbert on his Oscar expectation: “a lot of jokes [about] abortion… it’s a funny word, like guacamole.”
Peter Pace moderates his view on Iraq: “I wouldn’t put a great big smiley face on it.”
Juan Williams on DHS/FEMA infighting: “I’m going to put that off to two big boys having something in the back yard.” Well, someone saw “Brokeback Mountain.”

Full coverage continues after the jump.

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Remainders: Jon, Judy, Lou, and the Nipple Clamps They Rode in On

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Maybe it was her sexy nipple clamps that made Kay Bailey Hutchison forget all about blowjobs.
Gawker breaks down the Weekend of Judy. Friday: Keller puts heart on sleeve, Judy in bulls’ eye. Saturday: The redhead goes wild. Sunday: Judy fights back.
Mike Brown memorialized as a ringtone.
Did you know you could watch every “Colbert Report” for free on the interweb? Yes, you can. Tonight’s show will be a gravitas barn burner: Lou Dobbs! Tell us how you feel about immigration, Lou.
Jon Stewart doesn’t have an email address. So who’s been reading all the porn I send?


Brownie is Outie?

Friday, September 9th, 2005

Wonkette sources murmur that Bush is preparing to throw FEMA head Mike Brown out of the lifeboat today. “Heck of a job” apparently Bush secret code. Hey, at least has that nice, soft padded resume to fall back on. MORE »


Craigslist: Protests Bring People Together

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

Women say yes to men who say “Brown must go”?

Join me for a quick protest, then maybe get a coke after? - m4w - 31
Reply to: anon-96181417@craigslist.org
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Roberts for Chief Justice

Monday, September 5th, 2005

We’re pleased that Bush moved so quickly in nominating John Roberts to replace Chief Justice William Rehniquist, but others seem bent on raising questions about Roberts’s qualifications: no experience, too young, no leadership, blah blah blah. We agree this may be a problem, but there’s a resume fix, an experience so profound that it magically qualifies one for any federal appointment available. The Bush administration just needs find a horse association for the guy to run for a couple weeks. . . MORE »