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Posts Tagged ‘Mike’

Shhhh… Axis Is Listening

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

twinks.jpgWith their frosted highlights, shiny faces and blinding white smiles, the Axis of Fun have infiltrated the highest offices of our nation’s capital. And good for them! We wanted to learn more about this group of prancing, preening, fun-loving Twinks. We asked around (thanks everybody!), and the overwhelming consensus was that this is indeed an organized group celebrating many forms of douchebaggery. But some people had nice things to say, like the woman who wrote a heartfelt note telling us when she was new to town, the AOF took her in like a cold, hungry, wet-eyed orphan. And she was, you know, a she! So maybe they’re not totally bad.

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Chuck Norris Doesn’t Endorse, He Tells America How It’s Going to Be

Monday, November 19th, 2007

nor.jpgFirst his wife goes rambling on about grenade launchers over tea (hot girl pic!), now Huck himself has found a sense of humor. Starting today, Iowans will start getting bombarded with a 60-second TV ad featuring the actor’s endorsement of Huckabee as a “principled, authentic conservative.” Besides Huck’s supporting of second amendment rights and abolishing taxes, the ad wants you to know that Chuck Norris personally secure the border, he has fist hiding beneath his beard, and he can move the earth. After the jump, Huck and Chuck’s Excellent Adventure continues! MORE »