Tag: mika brzezinski

Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN’T WAIT To Investigate Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ On Trump!

Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.

Joe And Mika Officially Dumping Donald Trump Like The Filth He Is

It was a beautiful marriage, but it had to end eventually.

Joe And Mika HATE This One Chick ‘Steve Bannon’, Like OMG Becky

Let's watch as the 'Morning Joe' kids realize that Steve Bannon is really bad, like for real.

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

Joe And Mika Just Turned On Lying Kellyanne Conway Like A Couple Of Heathers

Oh no, are Joe and Mika being SEXIST to Kellyanne again?

Joe And Mika Finally Catch Whiff Of Autocracy From Trump White House, And It. Is. ADORABLE.

Mika and Joe think pissy, autocratic Trump twit Stephen Miller is a pissy, autocratic little twit.

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!
This is what it would look like if Joe and Mika were young parents of a stolen Wonkette Baby.

Joe Scarborough Has Finally Stopped Crying

What a relief!

Kellyanne Conway Panhandling For Own Salary Now

Oh no, is the Trump transition team POOR?

Joe And Mika DID NOT Make Out With Donald Trump On New Year’s Eve, SHUT UP!

They DID NOT party with Trump for New Year's, even though they are all totally BFFs.
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

CNN’s Chris Cuomo All ‘Morning Joe? More Like Donald Trump’s Morning Hos!’

Oh no, our favorite media personalities are having a big fight!

Kellyanne Conway Losing Sh*t Over Sexist ‘Morning Joe’ Saying Daddy Trump Is Mad At Her

Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!

Ben Carson Would Like ‘Morning Joe’ Reporter To SHUT UP LADY HE’S TALKING

Ben Carson respects women. Nobody respects women more than Ben Carson, except maybe Donald Trump.

Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can’t Stop Him!

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.