Tag: mika brzezinski

Mika Brzezinski Unsure Why Mark Halperin’s Accusers Don’t Want To Have Tea With Him

It is not the job of these women to facilitate Mark Halperin's redemption arc.

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

‘Morning Joe’ And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.

Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

Trump Hands Kirsten Gillibrand Knife, Begs Her To Chop Off His Peener

Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!

Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased Redneck Motherfucker

THAT'S RIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Fox News Covering Charlottesville Attack With All The (Blood And) Glory You’d Expect

It's just awful how the media drove its leftist identity politics narrative into that crowd of people in Charlottesville.

Everything’s Coming Up Vegan Buttholes In Your Weekly Top Ten

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Fawning All Over New WONKETTE GRANDBABY

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Kellyanne Conway Furious Sexist Media Sexist To Sexist Donald Trump’s Nonexistent Tax Plan

Pro-tip: If you're going to pivot, pivot to something that at least exists, maybe.

Joe And Mika Explain What A Gross Fucking Creep Donald Trump Really Is

It's fucking stunning we're having this conversation about the sitting president of the United States.

Nation Aghast At Trump’s Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His ‘No Bullying’ Wife

A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.

Trump’s Iowa Supporters Dying Of Dumb-Gasms After Trump Says Something Dumb In Iowa

Trump loves the poor people and the poorly educated people! But EW GROSS NO, they cannot work for him.