Tag: mika brzezinski

Joe And Mika Say Kellyanne Conway Has An Actual Human Soul, But We’re Calling Bullshit

FAKE NEWS RIGHT HERE, COME GET YOUR FAKE NEWS.

Sally Yates Is Back With A Vengeance. Your Wonkagenda For Mon., May 08, 2017

Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Thinks Hillary Clinton Can Do What She Damn Well Wants

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Joe And Mika Ready To Bang Each Other In The Bonds Of Holy Matrimony!

They love each other! They really do!

Joe And Mika Just Asking If MAYBE Donald Trump Fucked In His Brain

They weren't specifically asking if Trump has dementia, except for how they kind of were!

Trump Knows What Women Want! Your Wonkagenda for Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Trump has a spot for the ladies, TrumpCare rides again (again), and Hannity throws another tantrum. Your morning news brief!

Trump Bombs Shit Out Of Syria, And Media CAN’T STOP HAPPY-JIZZING ABOUT IT

Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!

‘Morning Joe’ Can’t Stop LOLing At Dumbass Blackwater Liar Erik Prince! Tee Hee Hee!

Joe and Mika have HAD IT with Trumpers and their lying.

Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN’T WAIT To Investigate Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ On Trump!

Jason Chaffetz needs to go feast on a bag of dicks.

Joe And Mika Officially Dumping Donald Trump Like The Filth He Is

It was a beautiful marriage, but it had to end eventually.

Joe And Mika HATE This One Chick ‘Steve Bannon’, Like OMG Becky

Let's watch as the 'Morning Joe' kids realize that Steve Bannon is really bad, like for real.

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

Joe And Mika Just Turned On Lying Kellyanne Conway Like A Couple Of Heathers

Oh no, are Joe and Mika being SEXIST to Kellyanne again?

Joe And Mika Finally Catch Whiff Of Autocracy From Trump White House, And It. Is. ADORABLE.

Mika and Joe think pissy, autocratic Trump twit Stephen Miller is a pissy, autocratic little twit.

Trump’s LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017

Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!