Tag: mika brzezinski
Oh no, our favorite media personalities are having a big fight!
Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!
Ben Carson respects women. Nobody respects women more than Ben Carson, except maybe Donald Trump.
Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Kellyanne Conway wishes Hillary would stop calling Trump names and ... we dunno, be better at scoring hot chicks?
Mike Brzezinski is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore!
He probably 'regrets' saying all these things on Twitter now.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Or should we ask how many they've NOT banged in?
Well hallooooo, Wonkers! Are you ready for all the top ten stories about how Antonin Scalia is dead? There were many top ten stories about how Antonin Scalia is dead. Maybe you have read them all! Maybe you are...
It was supposed to be eight hours from our Pennsylvania rest stop to Nashua, New Hampshire. But 13 hours later, we were still driving, looping around looking for a freeway that wouldn't lop the top off our Wonkebago. We...
Guys! GUYS! ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WHO ONLY AGREE WITH YOU ON 95 PERCENT OF THE THINGS? ARE YOU READY TO TELL EVERYBODY THEY ARE CROOKS FOR LIKING THAT WHORALLY CLINTON? Can you not...
ALL HAIL WONKETTE BABY! You already know that, because you "all hail" her all the time. But if you were doing your normal routine Tuesday, which is obsessively staring at the respective Twitter feeds of Joe Scarborough and Mika...
Oh well, guess Rick Santorum's dreams have died again. Late Wednesday, Santorum surprised exactly no one by declaring that he would no longer be quote unquote "running for president," and that he has decided Marco Rubio is the change...