Tag: midterms

Ken Buck Will Never Compromise Ever (Except For Colorado $$$!)

For the last two years the Republicans have been a wee bit obstructionist in the legislative department! Fortunately they are a minority in both houses of Congress, so the only result of this obstructionism has been the blockage...

Obama Tries To Steal Election With Free iPads For Everybody

So we don't know if you heard but it sounds like the midterm elections might not go so well, for the Democrats! Naturally this is of some concern to Barack Obama, who barely was able to pass any...

CNBC Publishes Secret AP Election Results; Republicans Lose

What's the New World Order/Nobama got in store for the Teabaggers on Election Night? Nothing but pain, if these leaked Election 2010 results are to be trusted -- and they are "not to be published or broadcast" until the...

ELECTION SHOCKER: Christine O’Donnell Didn’t Go To Oxford

If those previous Christine O'Donnell revelations didn't lock up these midterms for the Democratic Party, surely this will: Her LinkedIn profile is incorrect! She didn't go to the University of Oxford, even though she said she did! Hooray, all...

Cartoon America Finally Starts Paying Attention To Midterms

By the Comics CurmudgeonDid you know that the campaign for the 2010 midterm elections are finally underway? "Wait a minute, hold up," you're saying, if you're the sort of person who reads this site, "hasn't the midterm campaign...

Liveblogging Obama’s First Press Conference Since the Last One

In mere moments, the hated failure known as Barack Obama will limp out to his lectern and face a hungry, brain-dead press corps(e). How will he prove he loves 9/11 enough to fix the economy when he's still, quite...

David Plouffe Going To Tell It To You Straight: You Make Democrats Lose

Listen up, liberal assholes. You're not excited to vote in the midterms this year? Go fuck yourself. Look at this video that David Plouffe e-mailed out: he has a bunch of maps behind him. You want to doubt him?...

Scared-of-Elections Guy Evan Bayh Says Democrats Will Lose Election

Evan Bayh wants everyone to know that Democrats are going to lose a lot of seats in the midterms this year. "I think it's of comparable magnitude," he said, referring to party losses in 1980 and 1994. One of...

Generic Democrats Heading For Generic Doom

The latest Gallup poll is out and it is ... not very good, if you like the Democratic Party in charge of the nation's legislature! On the "generic ballot," Republicans are now 10 points ahead of Democrats. ...

Democrats To Blame Those Rotten Chinese For Economy This Fall

Democrats DO NOT want to lose their majorities in Congress this November. But the economy sucks, so by the laws of physics, voters will not vote for the party in power. Does this mean Democrats should just give up...

Republican Governors Make a Movie Trailer Thing Too

OH MY GOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF REPUBLICANS DO NOT KILL ALL OF THESE DEMOCRAT SPACE MONSTERS BEFORE THEIR MOTHERSHIP COMES! Yes, like the Democratic Governors Association, the RGA has come up with a movie trailer...

Bachmann Says Republicans Will Do Nothing But Issue Subpoenas If They Become Majority

Oh, here is your modern-day Edmund Burke, revealing what she thinks the GOP's political philosophy should be when they win a Congressional majority in the midterm elections: "I think that all we should do is issue subpoenas and have...

Shocker: Democrats Pass Popular Law, May Win Election

It will of course be physically impossible for the Democratic Party to keep control of the House and Senate after the upcoming midterm elections. This is because, after sneakily running as the more conservative of the two major American...

Emergency Wonkette Endorsement: ‘Jody Hice’ For Whatever He’s Running For

More proof that Wonkette readers are the best and most attractive readers on the whole Internets! A casual mention that we aren't up on any of the hilarious goings-on in today's Georgia primary immediately gets us a tip...

Hillbillies To Rescue America’s Unemployed

With handsome devil Carte Goodwin scheduled to be sworn in as Robert Byrd's seat-warming replacement sometime today, Democrats (plus the reliable communist ladies from Maine) should be able to break the Republican filibuster and get that lucrative government money...

Unpopular John Boehner Scams Money From Old People

Fundraising fever: everybody's CATCHING IT! People are giving Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee -- none of whom hold elected office of any kind or have any power or influence -- hundreds of thousands of dollars....