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Hey Who’s This Loretta Lynch Gal That Might Be Our New Attorney General Maybe?

Eric Holder told us a while ago that he's resigning as Attorney General to spend more time with all his Black Panther buddies. Who would replace him as the nation's top cop? No one knew -- the thinking was...

GOP Senate Hopeful Totally Not Sorry For Despicable Ad Exploiting James Foley’s Execution

Let's say you are a Republican running for Senate in New Mexico against the current and quite popular Democratic Sen. Tom Udall, and your chances of winning are slightly better than a snowstorm in hell. What do you do?...

RNC Targets Women & Minorities, And Not Just For Voter Suppression! (Video)

You all remember how the Republicans made a big show after Nobummer’s re-election of learning that maybe putting all their eggs in the ‘angry white man’ basket might not work in modern America? That lasted about 2.8 seconds, until...

How Will Republicans Bungle Away Their New 49-47 Generic Ballot Polling Advantage?

Don't worry about this recent poll that shows Generic Republican leading Generic Democrat in Generic Congressional race 49% to 47%. Never mind that Democrats were 8 points clear in this poll just last month, probably due to the time...

The Year In Lovable Crazy Longshot Midterm Candidates

This year, we saw some stellar legitimate candidates for Congress who were crazy and won their party's nomination, such as Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell. But there were also some other, more mentally unstable longshot candidates. These candidates brought...

And Finally, the Best Midterm Election Analysis: It Was ‘Toy Story 3’

Andrew Klavan is a screenwriter of crappy crime movies and no longer has a job writing for Pajamas Media, so obviously his editorials are taken VERY SERIOUSLY by the LA Times. So when this man says the complex, nationwide,...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Tea’

Your Wonkette dutifully and diligently documented the great teabagging of America, which will forever be remembered in the annals of history. The newly dethroned Queen of the House will remain the reptilian princess of the Democrats,...

Election Shocker! Meghan McCain Got All Her Midterm Predictions Wrong

The greatest joy of our election-night liveblogging was the moment, in the wee hours of the morning, that we realized every prediction Meghan McCain had made in her little column about the midterms was incorrect. Then this came into...

Emo Obama Admits Defeat

President Obama made his big post-election press conference this afternoon, and it turns out he heard about that election thing that happened last night too. He said his party received "a shellacking," but that wasn't merely a quoted pun...

Michele Bachmann Harassed By ‘Going Crazy’ Prankster

Remember when Chris Matthews was harassing Michele Bachmann on his liberal MSNBC show, calling her a hypnotized zombie and everything, and then her eyes got even bigger and she started mocking him for the "tingle down my leg" thing,...

Part V: No Country For Old Feingold: Liveblogging the End of Russmocracy

Oh sheesh, did they have to take Feingold? We aren't upset because the man was a great senator; we are upset because that was Pagels' seat. It still seems like the Democrats will hold onto the Senate at this,...

There Will Be Tea: Liveblogging America’s Return To Slavery, Part IV

Is this still happening? Has Rand Paul bankrupted America and outlawed blogging yet? We're entering HOUR FOUR of this teabagstravaganza, and we're still weeping for the loss of Our Christine ("You") because comedy is going to be in short...

The Non-Witch Is Dead: Liveblogging the 2010 Midterms, Part III

We have now almost reached the 9 o'clock hour, when you can start to watch these returns on the network teevee channels, so this election is finally official even though we have reached our pivotal THIRD HOUR of this...

Teapocalypse Now: Liveblogging the 2010 Midterms, Part II

It's 8 p.m. on the East Coast and probably midnight tomorrow on the Alaskan West Coast, so let's begin the second awful installment of America's favorite liberal moan temple, the Wonkette Midterms 2010 Liveblogging Challenge! So far, Republicans have...

America Decides 2010: What Does IHOP Stand For, Anyway?

On the eve of the most important midterm election of the year, the combined cultural powers of teevee's 60 Minutes and the movie-star magazine Vanity Fair have again delivered a poll that tells us not only what Americans think,...

Americans Going To Vote For GOP Even Though They Prefer Democrats

The New York Times has a new poll about the midterms out today, and, surprise, it seems people are more likely to vote for Republicans than in 2008. "Republicans have wiped out the advantage held by Democrats in recent...