midterm elections

BREAKING FUCKING NEWZ!!!1!!11!!! Your CNN.com has figured out ten things that Their Obamar must do (besides pooping, peeing, eating, sleeping, breathing, and jacking it Sally Draper-style while FLOTUS sleeps peacefully beside him) in the next ten weeks. Let us click on over and justify their investment in the SEO Expert who told them to put [...]

Professional baby-maker and virile tabloid hottie Levi Johnston plans to run for mayor of his meth-addled hometown, bravely standing up against the old-guard fat cats that populate Wasilla’s city hall/methadone clinics. Judge Vaughn Walker personally lubed up the slippery slope in California, mandating gay marriages for everyone. Michelle Malkin’s testicles got tied up in a [...]

Oh, here is your modern-day Edmund Burke, revealing what she thinks the GOP’s political philosophy should be when they win a Congressional majority in the midterm elections: “I think that all we should do is issue subpoenas and have one hearing after another. And expose all the nonsense that is gone [sic] on. And it’s [...]

DEMOCRATS  8:00 am September 28, 2006

Daily Briefing: Taking a ‘Stan

by Alex Pareene


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