Tag: middle class

Middle Class Better Off Than It’s Been Since Bush’s Financial Crisis, THANKS OBAMA

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President Obama To Give Everyone Free Money Just For Working Real Hard

President Robin Hood has yet another evil scheme to redistribute the wealth, taking money from poor oppressed employers to give to their greedy fat cat workers, by redefining the traditional definition of "overtime work." From the White House basement,...
Spit it out to make room for your foot, Rick Perry, or a dildo, whatever.

Rick Perry Wants To Free Americans From Tyranny Of Obamacare By Letting Them Keep Obamacare

Former Texas governor and current "presidential candidate" Rick Perry is talking out of both sides of his butthole (each side featuring perfectly coiffed hair) when it comes to Obamacare. He's agin' it, of course, and it needs to be repealed. But...
Sounds like he needs to SPLAIN some things to his campaign.

Bernie Sanders Will Be President Of Forcing Hillary To Act Like An Actual Liberal

Bernie Sanders, independent Soviet Socialist senator from Vermont, who has been Elizabeth Warren-ing since the actual Elizabeth Warren was lecturing Wall Street bankers IN HER DIAPERS, will announce his candidacy for the presidency, as a Democrat, on Thursday. Sanders...
And I'll take 115 of those beers

Poor Chris Christie Is Not A Rich Man. He’s Barely A Five-Millionaire!

So here's a nice little thinky piece on income disparities and how the merely wealthy see themselves as not especially rich, particularly not when compared to their obscenely wealthy friends. It takes as its focus New Jersey Gov. Christie,...
Still the worst

Feisty Liberal Obama Plans To Tax The Hell Out Of Rich People, For America

Now that Obama is a good president again because gas prices are low, he appears to be feeling his oats. And when Obama feels his oats, you know what happens: COMMON-SENSE PROPOSALS! For tax reforms that strengthen the middle...
But why would they work if they can't buy that second Maybach for weekends?

Democrats Trying To Tax Wall Street, Sounding Suspiciously Like Actual Democrats

Looks like it's time for another of those post-election reinvention crazes that political parties are so big on. A bunch of top Democrats, perhaps noticing the rave reviews that Elizabeth Warren has been getting from The Base -- that's why...

Rick Santorum Does Not Care For Your ‘Marxism Talk’ About ‘The Middle Class,’ Which Does Not Exist

Why is Rick Santorum still talking, and more importantly, why is anyone still interested in hearing him talk, given that he holds no office and everyone wishes he'd go away? Your Wonkette does not have the answer to these...

Commies at ‘Business Insider’ Just Cold Destroying Capitalism Now

How wonderful, the last time we checked in with Business Insider they were running articles on how you are not a winner if you want to see your wife and kids every so often, but now they are run...

Why Won’t Obama Talk More Words About Slashing Social Security And Medicare?

Pareene: For some reason, the president has not yet used the loaded term “entitlements,” while proposing that Medicare and Social Security be “reformed,” which is to say made less generous. It’s just very odd that in his speeches about making...

Marco Rubio Can’t Wait To Get Out Of Middle Class Hell-Hole

Marco Rubio talked last night, we are told (we couldn't hear him over the yowling noises coming from his Sad Hairs), about some stuff. Like the middle class, and how he is middle class, and how he loves living...

Mitt Romney Might Be a Little Out of Touch

Mitt Romney is just like you and me, except that he grew up pretty wealthy and went to prep school and Ivy League universities and thus had no problem getting access to the kind of people who could help...

Hundred Millionaire Mitt Romney Tells Crowd He, Too, Is Middle Class

Moneybags Mitt Romney, a man who has by one estimate about as many dollars as there are adult humans in the United States, is trying desperately to woo his way into ordinary conservative voters' reluctant panties with outlandish claims...

Study: Americans Poor Now Because They Don’t Have Any Money

A startling new study proves that America's Middle Class has been utterly, completely wiped out -- these are the people all politicians are always talking to, in theory. What happened? Apparently, wages have been declining for thirty or forty...

As American Middle Class Vanishes, Advertisers Focus Only On Richest 10%

Here's something with a plus and a minus: Most Americans will soon be free of endless advertising and marketing campaigns, because the advertising industry has decided the only money to be made is in marketing things to the last...

Hey Hey! Democrats Now Actually Going To Try To Pass Stuff!

In the past week or two, we have brought you some exciting, fun stories about how Democrats were probably going to cave on the Bush tax cuts and probably going to cave on repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." But...