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Posts Tagged ‘mickey mouse’

BULLSHIT DU JOUR

What Is This ‘ACORN’ Crap About, Anyway?

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Hamas Mouse voted with ACORN terror bums??!One of the weirdest things to watch in American politics is how the wingnuts do these lockstep moves to some “what the hell are they even talking about?” fake outrage, and within hours there are millions of inane illiterate blog comments and chain emails and C-SPAN callers all prattling on about something nobody had any problem with and had never even heard of, say, last week. How does this happen? What is ACORN, anyway? MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Bush Pardons Turkey, As Per Usual

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

the iraq war is also currently happeningGeorge W. Bush pardoned a turkey in the White House Rose Garden today, upholding a very important 60-year tradition. The turkeys are called May and Flower because of a famous boat. From the White House they’ll head to that other bastion of American evil, Mickey’s Country House in Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. They are expected to eat Mickey Mouse at some point in their lives. [CNN]


ISRAEL

Beloved Hamas Mouse Rewarded With 72 Minnies

Friday, June 29th, 2007

I was killed by the killers of chldren!!! Eeek - WonketteThe anti-Israel Mickey “Farfour” Mouse who thrilled desperate Palestinian children has made his final television appearance. MORE »


PALESTINE

Popular Rat Urges Destruction of Israel

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

K-E-Y -- Why? Because it is a duty demanded in the Hadith! - WonketteFormerly beloved childhood icon Mickey Mouse has shown his true colors: he’s as reflexively anti-American as any other coked-out limousine liberal Hollywood star. MORE »