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As the Endless Cummer winds down and the leaves on trees transition to Cocktober’s reds, oranges and yellows, more public, conservative loudmouths are disclosing sexual proclivities with little boys, little girls and manly goats. What great stories must lie in wait for Blowvember.

The latest mega-pederast is Michael Graham, a Boston conservative radio host, coiner of “America is at war with Islam” and a graduate of untainted Oral Roberts University. Last night was one of those rare nights where someone watched the insufferable Glenn Beck show on CNN Headline News, and Graham guested to discuss the issue of giving out condoms and stuff to kids in middle school. Graham obviously argued against, but his performance only strengthened the case for offering preventatives — at least for whenever Michael Graham visits school. MORE »

Yesterday afternoon, Atlantic’s coolish blogger extroadinaire Matthew Yglesias posted angrily about Mickey Kaus’ insistence on the John Edwards-Hippie affair rumors even though there’s nothing really to them (we think! who knows!) Then, some commenter posted this Wonkettish bit: “Hey, you know what I hear, Mickey Kaus likes to fuck goats,” which led to something of an avalanche of goat-fucking accusations which Kaus has yet do deny. Although people always call Wonkette the filthy blog, MyDD, Kos, Atrios and alla them are having the most fun day ever with this. After the jump, grisly details of Kausgoat-gate from the Yglesias comment board. MORE »