Tag: michigan

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Michigan Officials Charged With Poisoning People To Death In Flint. Good.

WONKERS! WONKERS WE HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE! IT IS A NICE TIME! OK so you remember how we live in just the greatest nation in the world and we are a shining city on a hill and also we are...

White People Meeting, Tonight, 4 PM, Olive Garden

Fellow white people, we have to talk about this motherfucker in Flint.

Jerry Falwell Jr. To Help Trump Fix Higher Education Real Good

A man who believes in talking snakes will be helping to reform higher education in America.

Have We Gently Encouraged James Comey To Go F*ck Himself Lately?

THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Thinks Chevy Cruzes Are Made In Mexico: Also Rapists, Smugglers, Killed JFK

Who will Trump appoint as Director of Turd-Polishing?

GOP Congressdick Will Fix Healthcare, By Letting Your Kid Sleep On His Broken Bones (No, Really)

Silly kids, crying about how their bones are broken. MAN UP AND WALK IT OFF!

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Terror! Wonkagenda For December 20, 2016

Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!

Let’s Watch A Hillary Clinton Speech And Cry Some More, Like We Always Do

We still just want to give her a hug.

TJ Maxx, Marshall’s Decide Not To Bone Employees For Christmas. Michigan, On Other Hand …

TJ Maxx and Marshall's are coming down on the right side for workers; Michigan plays Class Warfare games.

Donald Trump’s Mandate Just Got Bigger, Longer, Even More Uncut

Trump's margin in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania is now fewer than 80,000 VOTES, FOR REAL, OH MY GOD.
Which one's the moderate?

Trump’s Victory Thank You Tour Marching Into Cincinnati, Will Annex Sudetenland

Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.

LOL Kellyanne Conway, Numbers Is Hard!

Time for your morning update on Kellyanne Conway LOL U Suck.