A man who believes in talking snakes will be helping to reform higher education in America.
THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
Who will Trump appoint as Director of Turd-Polishing?
Silly kids, crying about how their bones are broken. MAN UP AND WALK IT OFF!
Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!
We still just want to give her a hug.
TJ Maxx and Marshall's are coming down on the right side for workers; Michigan plays Class Warfare games.
Trump's margin in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania is now fewer than 80,000 VOTES, FOR REAL, OH MY GOD.
Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.
Time for your morning update on Kellyanne Conway LOL U Suck.
Yeah, this one's about as awful as you'd expect, too.
It's not like the Trump camp has anything to hide. OR DOES IT?
Now if they'd just send Don Lemon to explore the Bermuda Triangle...
Flint, Michigan's poisoned water system may be replaced before the heat death of the universe.
That outreach to the African-American community is going GREAT.