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We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an...

While you were all eating cornflakes and thinking about hamster porn early this week, Vladimir Putin was being a dick. I know, right, what...

Hippity-hop-hooray, it is time for your midweek Wonkette Dance Party, where we shuffle our iTunes machine and post the first 10 songs that come up,...

Where do Barry Bamzgasm The Dictator Obama and his wife Michelle The Vegetable Enforcer get off? First they larked about in Ted Cruz's homeland singing...

We don't know why we are still stuck with disgraced former House Speaker Newt Gingrich's doughy fake-tanned face on our TVs all the time....

Greetings, Ye Wonkers! We're back with all the comments that weren't fit to keep printed, and we've got a bit of a backlog to...

Michelle Obama, Queen First Lady of our hearts, has long cared deeply about America's obesity crisis, particularly among kids. How have right-wingers been dicks...

Oh hey, Wonketticia, how you doin'? You ready for your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party, which we will be dedicating this week to one Hillary...

While we could never hope to equal the visual and narrative grandeur of Evan's brilliant Barack Obama/Justin Trudeau slashfic (are you one of the...

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! It's time for your weekly top ten list, where we (SPOILER!) count down the top ten stories of...

Oh. My. God. Becky. Did you SEE how sexxxpot Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is visiting Barry Bamz Also The Sexpot Obama at the...

If you're a fan of those sorts of blog posts where we talk a whole bunch of malarkey about somebody, and then at the...

Oh hey, Wonkers! Are you ready to have a new weekly feature crammed in your face by your loving Wonkette? Good, because it's happening....

Hey Kids, welcome to a special Saturday edition of your weekly Deleted Comments, seeing as our how Sunday morning is going to be consumed...

The birds are chirping and the salmons are sexing (somewhere probably) and love is in the air! That's because Sunday is Valentine's Day, and...

Remember when New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was going to bully his way to the White House with his stellar platform, "It's time to...

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