Tag: michelle obama

NEW WONKET BABY PICTURES RIGHT HERE.

Smear Merchants is our new Wonkette house band name, we are calling it now.

Also, they were helped by some white dudes who did get paid.

But then we ate some fancy food and beer and watched Michelle Obama slay, so everything is OK now.

Good Taco Tuesday to you, Wonkers! Here's some quick newz to digest!

Hooray, it's time for the great big Democratic Unity Lovefest, isn't it? Everybody's been pretty well-behaved so far, we hear, with only a couple...

Happy Back To The Rat Race Day, Wonketariat! Are you looking forward to the coronation of the Khaleesi this week in Philadelphia, where the Democratic...

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Good Morning, wonkers! Here's some of the stories that may grace the pages of 'yer Wonkette today! Melania Trump ripped off Michelle Obama's 2008...

It's so obvious, how did we never see this before?

Michael P. Tassone, owner of a diner with a 'Dictator Obama' special, exposed as total welfare queen. Whoops!

Just one more thing on which insane rage monkey Michelle Malkin and poised, calm, lovely and boob-positive Wonkette part ways.

Wonkers. Look above. Watch the video of Wonkette Baby GRRRRRAWWWWWWRING like a lion, over and over again. Don't you feel peaceful now? Aren't you...

The Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin breaks up with the GOP for being too crass, stupid, and angry. Maybe she is libertarian-curious?

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