Tag: michelle obama
BONUS THURSDAY DANCE PARTY?
Take a moment to bask in the knowledge that yes, for real, this is our president.
We are just being silly, Obama is not old! But he does qualify for a bunch of good deals, and we think he'd be a fool to pass them up.
NEW WONKET BABY PICTURES RIGHT HERE.
And they say masculinity is fragile!
Smear Merchants is our new Wonkette house band name, we are calling it now.
Also, they were helped by some white dudes who did get paid.
Oh DAMN we are gonna miss her.
But then we ate some fancy food and beer and watched Michelle Obama slay, so everything is OK now.
Hooray, it's time for the great big Democratic Unity Lovefest, isn't it? Everybody's been pretty well-behaved so far, we hear, with only a couple...
Happy Back To The Rat Race Day, Wonketariat! Are you looking forward to the coronation of the Khaleesi this week in Philadelphia, where the Democratic...
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.
It's so obvious, how did we never see this before?
Michael P. Tassone, owner of a diner with a 'Dictator Obama' special, exposed as total welfare queen. Whoops!