Tag: michelle obama

Remember when New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was going to bully his way to the White House with his stellar platform, "It's time to...

What up my Wonkers? Oh my goodness, can you believe people are about to actually start VOTING in this primary, which has already been...

It has come to our attention that a young man on the internet has all the feels for Bernie Sanders. Oh, sorry, we ought to be...

Maybe the reason Chris Christie's presidential campaign is about to keel over and die is because he's pandering to the wrong people: Chris Christie has...

The hallowed halls of our Presidential palace hide a malicious secret: Portuguese Water poops. Washington Free Beacon writer Elizabeth Harrington is furious over the grave...

Oh, that Michelle Obama is at it again! She has been the scourge of wingnuts for years now, saying they should be healthy and drink...

Barack Obama, world president, sat down with some sportsball guy and they totally bro-ed down on some sportsball things, about which we do not...

Once in a while we'll get an influx of angry new commenters who are very, VERY unhappy with something we've published, but we have...

OK that headline may be overselling this a little bit. Hillary Clinton is 67, and she is a white grandma lady, so we can forgive her for...

OH HEY, Wonkers, it is Friday, which means we usually like to throatcram you with NICE TIME, so here's one! Your first lady, Michelle...

On this day 54 years ago, the long foretold Barack Hussein Obama was born in a remote field in Indokenyamuslimstan, the love child of...

President Obama told the African Union that he's badass and he could win a third term as president of US America, but he doesn't...

Oh look at the White House all BRAGGIN' and shit. That Nice Time video above was provided to yr Wonkette (and by "provided," we...

Ok, this is just all kinds of cute -- to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the National Parks system and Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!"...

OH NO, President Obama is back behind the high school gym again, smoking all the cigarettes and rolling his eyes, maybe and allegedly! Cigarettes...

Bill O'Reilly, the world's greatest news reporter, who has never lied about anything at any time, knows who is stupid, and it is millennials....

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