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Posts Tagged ‘Michelle Bachmann’

TIGER WOODS HAS SO MUCH MONEY!

Michele Bachmann’s Own Constituents Were So Mean To Her!

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Meh, who wants to watch this whole thing? But it’s worth looking at the beginning to see her booed by town hall attendees for making a joke about Tiger Woods loaning the president $300 trillion. “HEALTHCARE, THIS IS A HEALTHCARE FORUM,” they shout, which is just a deeply unserious thing to yell in a public forum when your congresswoman is trying to get out a joke. Good times start around the 2:15 mark. [YouTube/Dusty Trice]


MATH & SCIENCE

Thursday, March 5th, 2009
  • MICHELLE BACHMANN HAS A THEORY! “If you want to look at economic history over the last 100 years. I call it punctuated equilibrium. If you look at FDR, LBJ, and Barack Obama, this is really the final leap to socialism.” HMM QUITE SO. [Think Progress]

THE SUN ALSO CAME UP THIS MORNING

Michele Bachmann Does Something Stupid & Offensive

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Shut the fuck up.CPAC, it is the comedy festival of the year! New GOP leader Michael Steele offered a very honest yet very shitty new marketing strategy to America: “Tonight, we tell America: we know the past, we know we did wrong. My bad.” No we can’t! And then America’s Idiot, Michele Bachmann, responded with a very humorous blackface minstrel performance in which she repeatedly yelled, “Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man.” [TPM DC]


BLOODBATH

House Republicans Just Begging To Be Beaten By Liberal Website

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Baby farming is un-American!There’s an exciting new trend in these Final Days of the campaign: Some far-right wingnut congressperson goes crazy on the teevee or at one of these Palin Smackdown Trailer-Park Freakouts, and the Daily Kos site declares Financial War on the Republican representative, who of course is up for re-election on November 4 like every member of the House, and the snarling money-having liberals quickly give the dingbat’s opponent half-a-million dollars, overnight. MORE »


BILL O'REILLY

Rumors On The Internets: Only a Fool Would Say That

Friday, October 27th, 2006

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  • Bill O’Reilly to appear on Dave Letterman show tonight, will be guest reader for “Top Ten Reasons That Bill O’Reilly Sucks Goat Ass.” [Page Six]

  • Yellow ribbon redux. [Tales of the Freeway]
  • Harper’s bursts your Obama bubble. [The Swamp]
  • Michelle Bachmann may be a fool, but she’s “a fool for Christ.” [Boozhy]
  • How to steal an election. [Ars Technica]
  • “Stop it Chris Matthews. You and people who share your weird, racial paranoia are hurting the country.” [Media Blog]
  • Bob Corker’s attack ad on Harold Ford wasn’t pulled because of racism, but rampant anti-Canadianism. [MoJo Blog]
  • Lynne Cheney thinks Jim Webb is “full of baloney.” Lynne is proud of never having baloney in her. [Hotline on Call]
  • Next week’s fun: speculating about George Allen’s divorce records. [Talking Points Memo]
  • Someone on craigslist has a (creepy) thing for the ladies of the Competitive Enterprise Institute. [craigslist]