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After last January’s State of the Union address, Americans looked on in helpless horror as crazed Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann viciously assaulted the President, grabbing him, holding on to his back with a fierce death grip, and finally forcing him to kiss her. Now, according to the Bachmann, she’s done it again. And like all abusers, she insists her victim was asking for it. After the jump, courtesy WCCO and MN Publius, we have embedded audio of Michele telling a probably made-up story about the President coming on to her and planting one right on her at the scene, naturally, of the fucking 35W bridge collapse. That’s romance. MORE »

Michele Bachmann, congresswoman, baby-farmer, president-groper, is apparently not groping enough of her constituents these days. An impassioned letter to the St. Cloud Times back in her Minnesota district wonders why she’s forsaken them: MORE »

“It’s absolutely huge,” she said. “I turned to my colleagues and said there’s a commonality with the Mall of America, in that it’s on that proportion. There’s marble everywhere. The other thing I remarked about was there is water everywhere. He had man-made lakes all around his personal palace — one for fishing, one for boating.” [Eschaton]

Did you know that there are ten Congresswomen with little kids?? It’s true! Ten ladies strutting around voting for shit when they should be at home raising their poor children! Just look at the list of shame:

The 10 congresswomen with children under 13: Sens. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.), Mary Landrieu (D-La.), Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.), Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Tex.) and Reps. Kathy Castor (D-Fla.), Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.), Deborah Pryce (R-Ohio), Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.), Heather Wilson (R-N.M.), Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.)

The Post tells us all about them today, from how Debbie Wasserman Shultz ignored her deathly ill 8-year-old to gallavant to New York for a fundraiser to how Heather Wilson hates Nancy Pelosi for making her work as much as a real working mother. And their lousy spoiled kids are interrupting Senate business:

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Minnesota Congresswoman, President-fondler, child-farmer, and crazy-ass foster-MILF Michele Bachmann went to Iraq. The thrilling story of her trip was recounted recently in the Times of St. Cloud, Minnesota, that bastion of quality journalism and repository of insane ghost-penned letters from the children of Bachmann’s staff recounting how awesome a job their mom’s boss is doing. It sounds like it went pretty well! MORE »

Paul Bremer gets chicks by saying he’ll do to them what he did to Iraq, John Boehner wants to learn the technique, Michele Bachmann might have already, Ricky Martin’s feeling gay, Teri Hatcher seems to be alive, and bon soir to leftist cartoon Howard Dean.

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Minnesota congresswoman and President-abuser Michele Bachmann lost her first of what is sure to be many chiefs of staff last month, as Brooks Kochvar departed her office to go work for a sensible person from Oregon. MORE »

The most successful “grass roots” campaign in political history continues to produce results: A second Letter to the Editor praising baby-farming Jesus freak Michele Bachmann has been published.

Bachmann’s staff sent an e-mail to supporters earlier this month begging them to write nice things about her. After all, she has personally had or purchased more than a hundred babies and her husband has long battled homosexuality. Oh, and she tried to rape the president in January, on live teevee.

Anyway, the crusade first saw success last week when a Republican Hill staffer got a letter published in the St. Cloud Times. Now that same paper — which is apparently run by utter tools — has printed a new letter, this time from Bachmann’s staffer’s son. You can read this very convincing epistle, after the jump.

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Beloved Minnesota congresslady and foster-baby farmer Michele Bachmann is for the right things (Jesus, sexually assaulting George W. Bush) and AGAINST the wrong things, such as The Devil and the Soviet Union. This is why we love her. Plus, her staff demanded that all of us Bachmann fans write letters to the newspapers about how she is so awesome.

We have found the first fruit of this important letter-writing campaign, and you can read it after the jump.

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Subject: Possible letter to the editor on behalf of Michele Bachmann
Date: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 17:42:08 -0500

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