Former CNN Baghdad correspondent Michael Ware, he of the Lara Logan Love Triangle and the sexily fucked-up nose, is now living in Williamsburg. Go on, snide New Yorkers, and make your remarks about hipsters and trucker hats and whatever else they’re doing over there, in Williamsburg, these days. (Ha ha trucker hats were popular in what, 2002?) MORE »

In an age when most reporters for the American media are timid, pasty, milquetoast mumblers, Lara Logan stands head and balls above the rest. Sure, we’ve seen some stories about her romantical adventures in Iraq’s Green Zone and an exciting brawl in a safe house between two rival suitors — and our only question is, Just two? MORE »

Remember when WALNUTS! made the bizarre and utterly fictional claim that Baghdad was so safe it was like Greenwich Village when Rudy was dictator? CNN reporter Michael Ware is actually in Baghdad trying not to get blown up every day, and he quickly collected some info from U.S. military commanders in Iraq who found McCain’s claims absolutely hilarious. MORE »