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Wonkagenda: Friday, October 21, 2016

Trump is booed by priests, how Russia broke the Interwebz, why Peggy Noonan is still A Idiot. Your Morning News Brief!

Arianna Huffington’s ‘Oasis’ Lounge Is the Only Place In All Of Tampa That Will Let Michael Steele In

Did you know that the first black chairman of the RNC was fired on Martin Luther King Day? We are not going to look it up, we are sure this chick Miranda was right about it, she seems like...

Your American Dreams Are A Virus Against America

Do you have dreams, Wonkette commenters? I totally had one the other night about--wait, you want news? Oh, fine. Turns out Kickstarter is even worse than we thought! According to this article, it is destroying the economy because everyone...

Michael Steele Called Upon To Prove Some Republican Isn’t Racist

Irrepressible scamp and incidental former lieutenant governor of Maryland Michael Steele testified Thursday as a character witness for Paul Schurick, an adviser in former Maryland governor Bob Ehrlich's failed 2010 gubernatorial campaign who is in trouble for allegedly putting...

Michael Steele Is Now Going To Wreck MSNBC

Michael Steele was (barely) chosen as the Republican Party chairman a few years ago as a response to Barack Obama's election to the presidency. Not a political response, so much as an image-y kind of thing. It's hard to...

Sad Michael Steele Pretending He’s About To Get Own Cable News Show

Will the lamestream media throw our dawg a bone? "We're talking to everybody and anyone who has an interest in talking," he said when asked if he is in serious negotiations with any specific channel at this point. "You know,...

Michael Steele Shows Up To Gay Party, Discusses Having Sex With Sarah Palin

GOProud/Andrew Breitbart's "Big Party" last night was the happening CPAC place to be, because it had an open bar, and because the people there were capable of not shouting about abortion to random strangers every five seconds. Also, your...

We Made a Michael Steele Hamster Dance

Your editor is sort of drunk, and you know what? Commenter "simplyblue7" is right: We have to give our Michael Steele GIFs and pictures and the man himself a fitting goodbye. So we will remember Michael Steele the way...

The Black Guy Always Dies First: Michael Steele Drops Out of RNC Race

Michael Steele dropped out of the race to run the RNC after a series of closed door meetings with every candidate except, as far as I could tell, Reince Priebus. Steele released his supporters -- 28 in the last...

Voter Turnout High, White At RNC Secret Ballot Election

The 168 members of the Republican National Committee will cast their secret ballots today to decide who gets to be the next RNC Chair, and exit polls already suggest that Michael Steele lost by a million secret racial slurs....

Republican National Committee Candidates Unfamiliar With Books

Which pea-brained clown will become the new chairperson of the Republican National Committee? Whether it's the dingbat woman dreaming of getting wasted at her kitchen table again or the lunkhead who just keeps barking "Reagan! Reagan!" when asked if...

According To Quick Tally of RNC, Michael Steele Has No Chance

A weeklong canvass of the party’s governing board by POLITICO revealed 88 members who have decided not to vote for Steele, either opting to support one of his opponents or simply ruling out Steele as a choice in the...

Michael Steele Ready For First RNC Hip-Hop Poetry Slam Battle

Self-proclaimed "street guy" who also is "chairman of a country club political party" Michael Steele is expected to say all sorts of preposterous things during the first RNC spoken word debate this evening. And Michael is already mowing down...

Will ‘Reince Priebus’ Defeat Michael Steele As New GOP Jackass?

Many important nobodies from the nether regions of the GOP will compete to defeat superstar clown Michael Steele and become the new world champion RNC chairman. While the current crop of contenders lacks an actual slaveowner from South Carolina...

Republicans Still Trying To Figure Out How To Get Rid of Michael Steele

Michael Steele ruined everything that is sacred about the God's Own Party by running for re-election as chairman of the RNC, even though he is a silly individual who didn't do a very good job. This leaves the party...

‘Street Guy’ Michael Steele Seeks Second Term

Michael Steele informed the Republican National Committee last night that he would seek a second term as RNC chair, causing committee members to choke on their mint juleps and then beat their Rentboys with riding crops as they whispered...