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Posts Tagged ‘michael mcauliffe’

Distinguished Pubic Advocate Wants Your Vote!

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Waxing causes cancer.Michael McAuliffe is a 45-year-old candidate for Palm Beach State Attorney with a marvelous plan to “reinvigorate” the staff at the State Attorney’s Office by covering their workspaces in a quarter-inch-thick felt made of human pubes, or something. Thanks to Wonkette operative JimmyJohn2 for the tip. [South Florida Sun-Sentinel]