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FATHERS AND SONS

Meet America’s Latest Replacement Kennedy!

Monday, August 31st, 2009

So guess what? Over the weekend, another Kennedy spontaneously generated in the depths of the Nantucket Sound and emerged ashore. It has requested to be called “Joe II,” and by default it has already been lauded as the most politically accomplished Kennedy of its generation. In fact, this Joseph P. Kennedy II might run for Teddy’s old Senate seat, the “Kennedy seat,” as all other Kennedy options are undesirable or Caroline Kennedy or both. MORE »