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Posts Tagged ‘michael goldfarb’

Goldfarb: Obama Hangs Out With Millions Of Anti-Semites Whose Names All Rhyme With ‘Beremiah Bight’

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

McCain spokesman Michael Goldfarb, the ABBA-loving masturbatrix of Dungeons & Dragons, just gets demolished here by CNN’s Rick Sanchez in a profoundly awful two minutes of spokesmanship. Jesus criminy, is there ANY spokesman for this campaign who actually knows how to speak? Tucker Bounds, Nancy Poopenheifer, Jill Hazelbaker, Michael Goldfarb, all ruined & dead. Who next will emerge from the catastrophic School of Conservative Pundits? [YouTube]


Begun This Political Blog War Over Dungeons & Dragons Has

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Michael Goldfarb is starting a war, on the Internet! Do you know who Michael Goldfarb is? He’s this cocksucker who recently took a leave of absence from Bill Kristol’s Weekly Standard, where he was online editor, in order to serve on the McCain communications team. He writes a blog on JohnMcCain.com called the McCain Report. It is awful. And a couple of days ago — for the second time this month! — he referred to people at Daily Kos and other liberal outlets as Dungeons & Dragons nerds. And now everyone is freaking and making tee shirts because why not. MORE »