michael douglas
Anthony Albanese, the transport minister of Australia’s leading Labor Party, recently went on the offensive in a speech targeted at the country’s opposition party leader Tony Abbott, and for inspiration, looked to the B movie The American President written by our beloved cinematic fabulist Aaron Sorkin and starring Michael Douglas. By which we mean, he [...]
IMPORTANT NEW AP REPORT: “UNITED NATIONS – Michael Douglas had to field questions Wednesday about the financial turmoil shaking world markets from reporters recalling his role in the 1987 film ‘Wall Street.’” Numerous young I-bankers were seen masturbating to his responses. Wait. Why the hell is Michael Douglas at the United Nations? [AP]
