michael chertoff
ENDANGERED SPANK BANKS 10:35 am February 2, 2011
New TSA Scanner Makes Airport Security Far Less Sexy
Everybody’s favorite airport moment is when you get to play “TSA coed strip poker webcam,” amiright? First the shoes and belts come off. Then you must unzip your computer bag and place your bulging hard-drive on the conveyor belt (sex escalator). After this, you get to pose naked for the fat guy sitting behind the [...]
HE PAYS BROWN PEOPLE TO CLEAN HIS TOILETS 11:51 am December 11, 2008
Michael Chertoff Latest Innocent Victim Of Nation’s Unfair Immigration Enforcement Laws
Ha ha, it’s funny because the mutant overlord Michael Chertoff is the Secretary of Homeland Security, which includes Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and unbeknownst to him some ILLEGAL ALIENS snuck in and cleaned his house! Have you ever heard of such an outrageous thing in your life, that illegal immigrants might work for large housecleaning [...]
MICHAEL CHERTOFF 5:32 pm January 11, 2008
Skeletor Rides Again
WONK'D 3:44 pm December 21, 2007
Morgan Freeman Spotted Narrating a Documentary, or Something
BILL CLINTON 12:37 pm December 20, 2007
Secret Service May Shoot Clintons in the Foot
MICHAEL CHERTOFF 6:29 pm September 14, 2007
Meet Your New Least Favorite Blogger
MICHAEL CHERTOFF 1:58 pm September 13, 2007
GEORGE W. BUSH 1:56 pm August 29, 2007
George W. Bush Wishes New Orleans a Very Happy Katrina Birthday
GEORGE W. BUSH 1:35 pm August 28, 2007
TERRORISM 2:17 pm August 27, 2007
Despised, Incompetent Ghoul Is Top Pick For Attorney General
HOMELAND SECURITY 12:16 pm July 12, 2007
Chertoff’s Sphincter Tells Chertoff’s Gut To Calm Down
HOMELAND SECURITY 11:41 am July 11, 2007
TOP 12:08 pm November 2, 2006
Chertoff-ful: “Horriffic Irony” Horrifies Award Namesake’s Grandson
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