The New York Times live-blogged Bloomberg’s jury duty appearance for 15 minutes, then lost interest and stopped; possibly a metaphor for coverage of his not-really-a-campaign campaign. [NYT]

Bloomberg News reports that Michael Bloomberg, billionaire mayor of New York and owner of Bloomberg news, will probably not win the presidency but will use his potential high-profile run to draw attention to issues like the environment, education, and being a smug health nazi. MORE »

Maybe-candidate Mike Bloomberg is Jewish, but it doesn’t seem to be a big deal to him, because the richest people in the world are seldom too concerned with Identity Politics or religion or whatever the rest of you people worry about. That’s the word form the Jewish Daily Forward (another media property allegedly controlled by the Jews): MORE »

Mike Bloomberg, the least entertaining mayor of New York since Abe Beame, has been grabbing headlines all week with the following tried-and-true strategies: MORE »

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We are pretty close to giving super-billionaire Michael Bloomberg one of our coveted Wonkette Presidential Endorsements because he basically just called all the candidates a bunch of fear-mongering wusses. MORE »

The Politico devotes a couple hundred inches to Mike Bloomberg for some reason today. They love him, you know, but it’s a shame he’ll never be president. On account of the Jew thing. MORE »

* First day of the real Walnuts! campaign means first day of the “long awaited official McCain 2008 blog,” which of course, is over before it started with opening lines like, “As the Straight Talk Express pulled into Prescott Park, the crowd went wild.” [johnmccain dot com slash blog]
* Hillary uses a “black-cent” when she talks to the blacks. [NY Post]
* WHCA president doesn’t give a shit if you had fun at his dinner. [Romensko]
* Michael Bloomberg says something glorious. [Political Wire]
* Screw you Harry Reid — Dick Cheney’s approval rating is actually 29%. So there. [The Volokh Conspiracy]
* Lou Dobbs has found the Illuminati behind the immigration crisis: local newspapers. [Passport]