On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.
Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!
That's some article, that Article 25!
Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!
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Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!
Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
Who will Trump appoint as Director of Turd-Polishing?
YAY, another racist white lady video has gone viral!
Carrier Union Leader Says Trump ‘Lied His Ass Off’ About Saving Jobs, Probably While Head Still Up There
Donald Trump's bogus claim about "saving" over a thousand jobs at Carrier almost made a union leader vomit. Mission accomplished?
Trump Takes Credit For Saving Ford Plant That Wasn’t Going To Mexico, Also Keeps Earth From Falling Into Sun
It's almost as if this guy always takes credit for stuff he didn't do. Huh!
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!
Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!
Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.
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