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Trump Takes Credit For Saving Ford Plant That Wasn’t Going To Mexico, Also Keeps Earth From Falling Into Sun

It's almost as if this guy always takes credit for stuff he didn't do. Huh!

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 18, 2016

The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!

Donald Trump Jr. Obviously Inherited His Smarts From His Daddy

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!
It's been a while since we've used this!

Donald Trump 90% Wrong At Commander-In-Chief Forum, Exceeds Expectations

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.

Donald Trump’s Idiot Son Says Shut Up And Stop Making Fun Of His Dad!

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Now here's a man who LOVES the Hispanics and their taco bowls

Hillary Clinton Like ‘Hey Donald Trump, Have Fun In Mexico LOLOLOLOL’

Trump's trip to Mexico will either be a disaster, or a bloody effing disaster, depending on your perspective.

Perfect And Sane Donald Trump Just Saying Mexico About To Attack New Hampshire

Is this the craziest thing Donald Trump has ever said? How do you even measure "craziest"?

Justin Trudeau Can’t Figure Out Where To Put His Hands

Wonkette examines exactly where the three-way handshake between Barack Obama, Justin Trudeau and Enrique Peña Nieto went terribly wrong.
This just might be photoshopped.

U.S., Mexico, Canada Gonna Trilaterally Fix Climate Change, Make You Eat Poutine Burritos

The U.S., Canada, and Mexico announced an ambitious plan to curb emissions of greenhouse gases, and we're wondering why no conspiracy theories have yet sprung up around it.
Trash man

Donald Trump Is Best Populist Guy, Will Do Populism So Great Your Head Will Spin Right Off Your Body

On economy, Donald Trump is now running somewhat to Hugo Chavez's left
Everybody must get stoned

Sexxxy Richard Branson Says UN Should Drop Drug Policy Of ‘Keep Hitting Yourself’

Richard Branson, famous rich person and repository of some of the world's remaining sexxxiness reserves since the passing of Prince (PBUH), is so MAD, you guys, about the latest United Nations Drug Policy Agreement that just came out. Branson, the billionaire...
Don't worry, Macaulay Culkin didn't do anything wrong!

Hooray, ‘Affluenza’ Boy Staying In Jail! Hope He Doesn’t Drunk Kill Anybody There :(

<a href="http://wonkette.com/536305/you-wont-believe-this-rich-kids-one-weird-successful-twinkie-defense-oh-wait-actually-you-will"></a>Remember Ethan Couch, the current title holder of Shittiest Rich Boy Spawn In America? He's the one who drunk-killed four people with his car when he was 16, and then got probation because AWWWWW the poor baby didn't...

Bill O’Reilly Doubts Even Donald Trump Can Find Jobs For Dumb Tattooed Blacks

Who says conservative media outlets never ask Donald Trump the tough questions? On Fox's The O'Reilly Factor Monday night, host Bill O'Reilly interrupted Donald Trump's fantasy about solving all of America's race issues by "bringing jobs back from China"...
Actual wall will be built even more bigly

Donald Trump Will Cut Off Mexico’s Ear Unless It Pays Him One MILLION Dollars

Donald Trump is making what sounds like new news to everyone with his exciting plan to pay for the Mexico Border Wall by seizing remittances sent by immigrants to their families in their home countries -- presumably whether those...