Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.
Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
Home Of The Scared
A brief outline of the New Cruelty.
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.
Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!
That's some article, that Article 25!
Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!
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Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!
Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
Who will Trump appoint as Director of Turd-Polishing?
YAY, another racist white lady video has gone viral!
Carrier Union Leader Says Trump ‘Lied His Ass Off’ About Saving Jobs, Probably While Head Still Up There
Donald Trump's bogus claim about "saving" over a thousand jobs at Carrier almost made a union leader vomit. Mission accomplished?