A Very Special Sneak Preview Of Paultard Nation’s Flag
Monday, February 25th, 2008
You, the humans on the internet, voted earlier today for Texas to be that lucky state that secedes and forms Paultardia. We expect the Texas legislature to listen to Wonkette’s readership and draft secession papers immediately. Be sure to keep this slimy alien out, too. [The Plank]
You, the humans on the internet, voted earlier today for Texas to be that lucky state that secedes and forms Paultardia. We expect the Texas legislature to listen to Wonkette’s readership and draft secession papers immediately. Be sure to keep this slimy alien out, too. [The Plank]









Barack’s win streak is over at eight! In a sense! After a long, winding, self-indulgent speech, a New Mexico Democratic official — Brian “Listening To You Is Worse Than Having Cancer Of The” Colon — just declared Hillary Clinton the winner of the state’s caucuses, which were held on Super Tuesday. So it actually happened before Barack’s eight-state win streak, but who’s counting! Expect a huge Hillary spin rally in the near future, with lots of mariachi children gently strumming in the background. [
On Monday,
Thank you “Pebble Beach Cavuto” for showing us that WALNUTS! is not only a liberal, but a Democrat as well. [via
Sweet Jesus, it’s a conservative explaining a non-conservative opinion to crazy conservative wildebeests at CPAC! What is happening to “our Republican Party,” where they need to explain things? This is not America. This is Mexico. This is what the Mexicans do.
The top US immigration enforcement lady
Crybaby candidate Hillary Clinton, after spending five days in New Hampshire telling everyone how human and nice she was, went
Poor Mexico Bill. He lost in a country where he’s not even a citizen. Just goes to show that democracy can be bought. [Photo by Darryl Knudsen]