Tag: mexicans

He was only wearing it for a costume, he swears.

Jeb Bush Tells His Beloved Hispanic Culture To Go Back To Mexico

Jeb J.E.B. el Bush, which foot have you sticked up your ass, pulled out, and then rammed down your throat now? Was it your American voter foot, or your Hispanic voter foot? Alas and Ay Dios mio, the answer is both. Here...
This screengrab is so mean, but why not?

John Kasich: Don’t Worry, I Leave Mexican Doctors A Little Tip Too!

Republican presidential candidate John "The Moderate One" Kasich raised the ire of yr Wonkette, and also probably all Latino voters who ever lived, by asserting last week that, unlike that Donald Trump character, he cherishes the Mexican Spanishes: “A lot of...
WHO ME?

No, Donald Trump Did Not Tell That Dumbass He’s Going To Kill All The Muslims

OK, internet, we're going to #slatepitch you for the second time in as many days, and you're going to like it, because Wonkette is right about all the things. The liberals on the computers are currently freaking out over...

Donald Trump Is The Greatest Constitutional Scholar, He Is Really Terrific

Hey, you know how Donald Trump is really, really, super and terrifically dumb? Well, funny story: BOY HOWDY IS DONALD TRUMP STUPID. You know how he always has moron "experts" who tell him things like Obama is definitely a...
The blouse really complements her derp.

Sarah Palin Likes Her Men Dumb And Drunk, Like Donald Trump

Sarah Palin loves Donald Trump, because he's a BIG PICTURE, Joe Six-Pack kind of pompous billionaire asshole HERO, who doesn't get mired down in little details like "policy" and "actual opinions" about stuff and things. And you know how...
You know, if you're not doing anything else that night LOL

Donald Trump And Nine Other Losers Walk Into A Bar: Your Wonkette Debate Preview!

It's almost here, everyone, it's almost here! The moment we have all been waiting for (kind of!) comes Thursday night, when the top ten Republican candidates, as chosen by Fox News Science, will show us their junk on live...

Donald Trump Knows Climate Change Is Just Classy, Luxurious Version Of Weather

Donald Trump would build a YOOOOOOOGE fence around climate change, if it even existed:“The real climate change is going to be nuclear climate change if we’re not smart and tough and very, very careful because that’s a big danger...
Listen up, you Messico losers!

Donald Trump Risks His Life To Yell At Messicans

The Donald already knows everything there is to know about everything, including Mexico. That's where they make all the rapists and the drugs and the murderers too, and also the Donald Trump piñatas. And when he is president, he...

Donald Trump Has YOOOOOOGE, Beautiful Plan To Elect Hillary Clinton President

Recently, Donald "I am Donald Trump!" Trump had to reassure everyone that no, he is not a secret Democratic operative, playing in the GOP primary for the purposes of making all the other candidates eat each other alive and...
Olé!

Rep. Steve King Is Most Mexicanest Person Alive, Says Rep. Steve King

What comes to mind when you think of Iowa Rep. Steve King? Racist? Wingnut? Asshole? Dumb as a knapsack full of syphilitic fucks? Well you are wrong, because the only thing that should come into your mind when you...
Saved by the blood of Tough Guy Jesus.

Wingnut Fox Pastor: Jesus Wasn’t Some Mexican-Loving, Sunflower Seed-Munching Pussy

Sunday's "Fox & Friends" featured a discussion on illegal immigration (something new and different), and the focus was on churches doing that whole bleeding heart "when I was hungry, you fed me" thing with illegals, as opposed to immediately calling authorities and...

Why Isn’t Donald Trump Yelling At These Orthodox Jews?

A group of Orthodox Jews based out of New York City decided that too much sodomy was harmful to their precious children, so they hired a group of Mexican day laborers and dressed them up like rabbis to protest...
Can't imagine why Mexicans would be pissed off at him.

Donald Trump Bans Mean Spanishes From Fancy-Pants Miami Resort

Amidst the PURE APPLESAUCE and INTERPRETIVE JIGGERY POKERY of last week's marriage and Obamacare news, you might have missed the very important story of how Donald Trump is being forced to sue Univision, because it was mean to him and decided...
Fox forgot to put scare quotes around "candidate."

Donald Trump Has To Sue Univision Now, Because It Acted Too Mexican At Him

Hilariously egotistical ass Donald "I'm Donald Trump!" Trump, who thinks he is running for president, has run into a little problem. You see, he made some dumbass comments a while back about how he's the only "candidate" qualified to...

TripAdvisor Reviews From Your Racist Uncle

It's my birthday next week, and I started thinking about day trips my husband can take me on, since there will be no "Life, The Universe And Everything" parties or Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters in my immediate future. I was soon in...
He's in charge here

Republicans Suing Obama Again, This Time About The Mexicans

Some days we almost feel sorry for John Boehner, what with having to herd the feral cat farm that is the House Republican caucus while simultaneously convincing the Beltway’s Very Serious People that he, too, is a Very Serious...