Dear friendly Colorado District Six voters,

Your district is a very red district, which would explain why you have elected Tom Tancredo five times. If anything can explain that! Well, we’d like to offer clemency for your egregious damage to the current state of American politics: Elect a Mexican to take the resigning Tancredo’s open seat in the 2008 election. Need we spell it out? This will mean a Mexican takes Tom Tancredo’s job. Please send us progress reports, as we will be checking in regularly.

kthxbai,
Wonkette