Tag: metro

Hey bitchez. Whatcha doin'? Being stupid bitches? That sounds about right. Here, for instance, is a documentary prepared by some cool guy at whoever...

Virginia Congressman Jim Moran was none too pleased when he heard about the ad shown above, which says "Barack Obama wants politicians and bureaucrats...

A "blinking Christmas ornament" was put in the trash at the Pentagon Metro stop this morning, so of course the station had to be...

Up in New York City, the gay bars are called things like "The Cock," and the go-go boys start going full-nude at about 4...

A very kind, smart, attractive young woman I know took grave exception with my denunciation of those medallion shoes all the District's WASPy women...

Besides Bride Wars, Junkyard Wars and Star Wars, my favorite military engagements are burger wars. Lucky for me, and unlucky for dignity, there are...

This smarmy crybaby in pleated trousers was just bitching so loudly because the escalator at the Shaw metro stop was "broken" yesterday. He was...

What do you do when a young black man you don't even know dies in a hail of gang-related gunfire? To be honest, I...

As long as Wonkette keeps calling people "Quiznos-stuffed slobs” and “corn-syrup-chugging Hot Pockets monsters,” I figure that it's only fair that I try not...

On the one hand, Washington is the perfect venue for this Saturday's Glenn Beck Caveman Jamboree/Eagle Cookout: Not only are there goddamn Subways everywhere...

Diaper Pants David Vitter joked he would never let Rachel Maddow put diapers on him, because that would be gross: Rachel Maddow has man-features!...

DO ANY AND ALL TRAVELING WITHIN THE D.C. AREA THAT YOU WILL NEED TO DO IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW. This Sunday socialist death...

A reporter for hot gossip emporium Yeas & Nays was "publicly berated" for asking Sean Penn why he wished a bout of rectal cancer...

STUPID RED LINE, WHAT WITH THE CONSTANT BREAKING: "The front wheels of the first car of a Red Line train derailed at 10:13 a.m....

While you were at home stuffing turkey into your tongue cave with a fork lift, DEA agents and Navy SEALs were napalming the dickens...

Knock-knock! Ezra Klein, are you there? So. There is sexual predator that rides the same bus as you. He knows your name. He likes...

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