Tag: metaphors

Back in November, Idea Men John Boehner and Mitch McConnell conserva-splained at America how they would fix Congress now that they'd won the midterms....

The good folks at RightWing Watch are worried about Glenn Beck's emotional health; he's been all over the place lately, what with the condom...

Ted Nugent, a wise and gentle seeker of cosmic truth, as well as a known lover of humanity and rainbows and raping people into...

So, after the Newtown massacre last Friday, Erik Loomis, a University of Rhode Island history professor, got on the Twitter Machine and...

Seems ol' Diddles McGee at the Greene County, Virginia, GOP, has caught some unfriendly fire after his insane ramblings about how we must have...

Quick, everybody leave the engine on your Hummer running, all night, with the AC cranked! Sorry the Maldives, but we must use global warming...

A bald eagle was killed by a train Thursday morning while enjoying breakfast on a stretch of tracks near Abderdeen, according to the U.S....

While the rest of the Republican field waits to get in, Herman Cain only gets stronger. Mike Huckabee says he will wait until the...

If you follow American politics and you have a soul, one of your least favorite phrases is some variation of "forced down our throats."...

The latest "put a food item in the mail to Washington, DC in order to send a strongly worded message to whomever" stunt involves...

Hey MIKE HUCKABEE, Mittens "Willard" Romney sees your new book's disparaging excerpts directed at him and raises you a brisk retort through "Eric" the...

It's the New Associated Press! Less boring facts and whatever, and more shitty, shitty writing like you might find on a Live Journal, for...

Brilliant Republican strategist Karl Rove is not Arrogant, or an Elitist. He has helped his party help poor people and the underrepresented by flying...

As a presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee had no money, staff, or knowledge of foreign policy. He did have an economic policy, but it was...

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