Tag: messicans

Deleted Comments: Oh, Goody, It’s Time For ‘Pro-Lifers’ To Carry Out Some Vigilante Justice

Our deleted commenters' try some verbal fireworks, and blow off their own fingers. Don't try this at home!
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The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Why’s Obama Letting Immigrant Terrorists Ebola Us To Death?

In the last seven days, the Sarah Palin Channel has published exactly nine minutes and twenty-eight seconds of content. Three minutes of that total is "Behind the Scenes" reels, one of which centers on Sarah going to a barn in...

Scott Walker Lackey Loses Job Because Satan Loves Undocumented Immigrants

You know, any right-wing jerkoff can compare Democrats/the gays/undocumented immigrants/kittens to Hitler. In fact, there's probably some sort of special right-wing keyboard that comes with a macro for just that so they can be all efficient-like. But it takes...

Arizona Town Hall Folk Murder John McCain, Tear Lifeless Body To Shreds With Their Teeth

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economyThat is sad, you guys. United States Senator John McCain is dead, murdered by these fat insane Arizonans for loving Messicans too much. "These people care for our...

GOP Puts Politics In Terms That Lady Voters Can Understand

This is the THING about lady voters you guys: they do not understand anything about politics or policy, it is too complex with them. If you want ladies to vote for your candidate, you must therefore explain things in...

Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Anchor Babies Away!

Republicans are mad at Mexican lover Barack Obama because he wants to temporarily not destroy the lives of brown people who have lived in America pretty much their whole life by renditioning them to a country they have never...

Lucha Libre Wrestler ‘Jan Brewer’s Fake Son’ Will Kick All Messicans Butts Now

Enter the warrior, he’s today’s Tom Sawyer, they call him RJ Brewer and he waves his flag in one hand and a copy of SB1070 in the other. RJ Brewer, being the fake son of Jan Brewer, fake governor...

Meet Your Newest Wonkette, Kirsten Boyd Johnson, From Mexico!

FAITHFUL READERS: Here is a quick note from your newest patriot/Wonkette contributor. Hello, you! I just spent the last four years as an expatriate journalist in Mexico, this popular beach colony whose most famous exports are the swine...

Nation Celebrates Columbus Day Eve By Throwing Book, Showing Its Dick

Everyone decided it was Do Shit to Obama Day when the president had a rally in Philadelphia yesterday. Some unknown person threw a paperback book at him, for one, though apparently the president didn't notice, so our antsy nation...

Mexican-Hating Lou Dobbs Employs Illegal Mexicans

Orange-headed Space.com founder and fired cable-news host Lou Dobbs was known for one thing during his long last years of anchoring a CNN show even dumber than Rick's List: Lou Dobbs HATED the Mexicans. Oh man they drove him...

Michael Steele Says Not All Republicans Want To Racial-Profile Messicans, A HUGE GAFFE

WHAT IS HE SAYING?! SPEAK AMERICAN, BLACK MAN. Yes, Michael Steele has made another major boo-boo today, telling Univision that Arizona's immigration law is "not a reflection of an entire political party." WHAT? ALL REPUBLICANS MUST ADHERE TO PARTY...

Everyone Boycotting Everything For Gayness and Jesus Purposes

ACTION ALERT! You may not be aware that there are products and services you are supposed to be boycotting right now, so your Wonkette reporter of homosexuals is here to save the day! Things used to be...

Idaho Republicans Hate Word ‘Fiesta’ For Reason You May Suspect

Some depressing county fair in Idaho decided its theme this year would be "Fiesta at the Fair," as that seems exotic and fun (depressing). So of course the county GOP decided that this was an evil Messican idea. "Bonner...

Rand Paul Wants To Build $1-Billion Electric Underground Fence To Keep Out Mexican Gophers

Senate candidate Rand Paul has a lot of new, interesting ideas. On the immigration issue, your average Republican would just mumble something about building a fence at the Mexican border. Not Rand Paul! Paul has come up with his...

Trying To Decipher Meg Whitman’s Messican Advertisement

WHAT? Speak American! Meg Whitman has decided to court the Messicans in her race for California governor, and here is her first ad. It airs today during a soccer match, so apparently she's trying to get the gay vote...