Ever since the Virginia Tech shootings, college teachers have been extra vigilant about expelling creative writing students who write typical teenage loser stories about suicide and alienation. At the very least, instructors face increasing pressure to notify parents, administrators, and health officials that these lamebots with their dark gothic tales will probably not get laid until they are released from mental institutions at age 30. MORE »

In an interview Tuesday with the Philadelphia Inquirer’s editorial board, the UFO-abducted Rep. Dennis Kucinich suggested that Bush’s mental health be examined, like, for serious. The recommendation came in response to a Bush comment that Iran building nuclear weapons probs will start “World War III.” Quoth Kucinich in response, “I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about his mental health…. There’s something wrong. He does not seem to understand his words have real impact.” Some are calling Kucinich crazy, but, um, this is clearly the most logical campaign stance Kucinich has ever taken.

Kucinich: Time to question Bush’s mental health [Philadelphia Inquirer]