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Fred Thompson Should’ve Worn His Supporters’ Stupid Hats

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Well, you must tell me, baby, How your head feels under somethin' like thatHollywood Fred Thompson was all set to be the pretend president who lost to Hillary Clinton in November, but he just didn’t want the job enough. After all, he is very old and very rich from his terrorist dealings and he’s so very, very lazy. Perhaps most importantly, he refused to put on those novelty hats people give you when you’re on the campaign trail. MORE »