Oh, George Will, what will offend your delicate sensibilities next? Last night, our nation’s remaining bow-tied commentator complained about Obama and wingnut Senator Tom Coburn sharing a loving embrace. When did all this “straight” male hugging start, George? Oh, we don’t know, maybe the 1948 World Series or the 1955 World Series or something? Check one of those baseball books you fart out every couple of months. [ABC News/Media Matters]

Here is awkward, squinting David Plouffe standing in front of the White House “asking” (as if we have a choice!) all of us to host Obama Parties, in our homes, this weekend. Wow. Four days advance time is cutting it pretty close there, nerd. But that’s nothing to you, is it? You go to work all day, go to your fancy three-martini lunches, while we stay at home and take care of the children and pay the bills and cook food. You want us to put together a house party for strangers this weekend? WHY NOT JUST TELL US THE NIGHT BEFORE? [Barack Obama]

THAT’S SEXIST! Do you know why Hillary Clinton won’t get the Democratic or Republican nomination and become our first lady president who is married to Bill Clinton? Because Obama and McCain are men, that’s why. Did you know many U.S. presidents were men? [Salon]

Some sort of psychic nut has sent out a press release announcing the results of the 2008 election, and pretty much everything that happens after that. So, we’re done, folks! Thanks for reading. Enjoy the future:

Good afternoon! Hillary Clinton will be vice president before she is president. Not only that, but she will be sworn in as president when the male president either dies in office or is forced to step down due to serious health issues. These are among the 2008 presidential election predictions from Victoria lynn Weston, a nationally known intuitive psychic consultant.

• Tonight Mike Wallace interviews Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Let’s go behind the scenes: “He’s actually, in a strange way, he’s a rather attractive man, very smart, savvy, self-assured, good looking in a strange way,” Wallace said, “He’s very, very short but he’s comfortable in his own skin.” [Powerline]
• Raul Castro still hasn’t been seen in public. [Babalu Blog]
• Cuter “conversation avoidance devices” please. [HP]
• If you still have energy for Mel Gibson, his problem is “a life not surrendered to Jesus Christ.” [Slice of Laodicea]
• Muslims hate airplanes, us. [Scrappleface]