Tag: memorial day

  While the editorial "we" is house style at Wonkette, we will use the less-pretentious "I" for the duration of this post, because we can...

Say, would you believe that conservative blogonauts found something to spend Memorial Day DEEPLY OFFENDEDED over? Yes, we know, what are the odds? The...

Blah blah Breitbart who cares, we know, but don't you fancy this headline? The poor sucker who had to update Breitbart.com on Memorial Day,...

Do not fear, Miami Beach! Sure, lots and lots of African American youths are expected on your white sand shores for Memorial Day weekend,...

Why does Horrible Person Barack Obama not know that it is totally inappropriate to relax and play golf on Memorial Day? It's like he's...

Happy Memorial Day! It is time to honor America's War Heroes, meaning Sarah Palin. America's favorite snowbilly grifter showed up Sunday at "Rolling Thunder,"...

It was enough of a slap in America's face for Barack Obama to skip the wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery in favor of...

Happy Memorial Day, Americans! (Because of the Constitution, you are the only people on the planet to have a day honoring your soldiers, so...

Hooray, it's... an ugly Blingee! It depicts America's Fence, keepin' those perverts away from America's Piper Palin, except for the ones that can moondance...

While you hamburger sacks may conceive of Memorial Day as little more than a free 24-hour session of experimental masturbation R&D, it is actually...

The first thing wrong with this video is it shows a mixed-race couple, which must still be illegal somewhere in the "Real America," maybe...

Wednesday, May 20: There's no shame if the only charitable contribution you ever make to the District of Columbia is via eating at fundraisers....


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