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Never Wrong Bill Kristol Says Independent Candidate Will Challenge Trump, LOL OK We’ll See

Sunday afternoon, Bill Kristol decided to leave a Memorial Day 'news' dump on Twitter. There will be a new candidate! It will be a good candidate! Bill Kristol is sure of it, and he's never wrong!
Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

We Are Now, As Ever, At War With Eastasia. Happy Memorial Day From Yr Wonkette.

We originally ran this post for Memorial Day 2015. It's a lovely read, so we decided it should be reposted this year. The Washington Post has pulled together a sobering chart that allows readers to determine what percentage of their...

Bundy Boys So Mad Jail Is So Much Like Jail. Your Weekly Top Ten

Life is so hard when you are a jailed member of the Bundy criminal syndicate family! Our top post this week, because this is your weekly top ten thingamahoozit post (on a holiday weekend!), is by far the thing...
Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day

We Are Now, As Ever, At War With Eastasia. Happy Memorial Day From Yr Wonkette.

  While the editorial "we" is house style at Wonkette, we will use the less-pretentious "I" for the duration of this post, because we can occasionally turn the snark off, we swear. Starting now. The Washington Post has pulled together a...

Wingnuts Outraged: HBO Lady Lena Dunham Pees All Over Memorial Day

Say, would you believe that conservative blogonauts found something to spend Memorial Day DEEPLY OFFENDEDED over? Yes, we know, what are the odds? The shocking contretemps involved Lena Dunham, that terrible awful young lady who made an innuendo-laden video...

‘Politicizing’ Now Simply Refers To Obama Saying Anything

Blah blah Breitbart who cares, we know, but don't you fancy this headline? The poor sucker who had to update Breitbart.com on Memorial Day, and knew he had to slam Obama for speaking on Memorial Day somehow, settled on...

Welcome To Miami Beach, Urban Kids, Now Go To Jail

Do not fear, Miami Beach! Sure, lots and lots of African American youths are expected on your white sand shores for Memorial Day weekend, but luckily your PD is ready for them, and that is by instituting a "quota"...

Obama Hates Troops So Much He Played Golf On Memorial Day

Why does Horrible Person Barack Obama not know that it is totally inappropriate to relax and play golf on Memorial Day? It's like he's peeing on the bodies of dead soldiers. Crabby Brit commentator Nile Gardiner can't understand why...

Sarah Palin Honors Vets With Photo Of Herself On A Motorcycle

Happy Memorial Day! It is time to honor America's War Heroes, meaning Sarah Palin. America's favorite snowbilly grifter showed up Sunday at "Rolling Thunder," a non-partisan organization which raises awareness of veterans' issues through the display of motorcycles that...

Why Did Obama Ask Allah To Shoot Bolts Of Lightning At Soldiers’ Graves?

It was enough of a slap in America's face for Barack Obama to skip the wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery in favor of one at his precious Chicago thug-controlled "Abraham Lincoln National Ceremony," which isn't even accredited by...

BP Apologizes For Ruining Your Three-Day Weekend (and the Earth)

Happy Memorial Day, Americans! (Because of the Constitution, you are the only people on the planet to have a day honoring your soldiers, so enjoy it! Foreigners just cold eat their war casualties, "to avenge the fallen.") And don't...

Happy Memorial Day To Sarah Palin And The Troops! (Same Thing)

Hooray, it's... an ugly Blingee! It depicts America's Fence, keepin' those perverts away from America's Piper Palin, except for the ones that can moondance through the large, large gap. Happy Memorial Day weekend to the troops, as well as...

Let Us Honor The Troops With Peggy Noonan, A Columnist Famous To Children

While you hamburger sacks may conceive of Memorial Day as little more than a free 24-hour session of experimental masturbation R&D, it is actually a "memorial" to those Americans, throughout our History, who have laid down their lives in...

Beaches Are Communist; Stay Home This Weekend

The first thing wrong with this video is it shows a mixed-race couple, which must still be illegal somewhere in the "Real America," maybe Alabama or Texas? But the rest teaches our children a valuable lesson about why they...

Plenty of Opportunities to Thank DC & Dead Soldiers by Eating Food

Wednesday, May 20: There's no shame if the only charitable contribution you ever make to the District of Columbia is via eating at fundraisers. If a full stomach is your way of saying, "Thanks DC for heightening my...