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Here is some terribly offensive bit of non-circulating Liberian currency. It’s a $20 “Silver Leaf Coin-Certificate,” but nine plus eleven equals twenty, so that’s what they have on the back of the bill. You do the math: as we all suspected, the September 11th attacks were perpetrated by Liberian Masons, backed by Rudy 9iu11iani and a renegade band of numismatists, so that Sean Hannity could have his entire salary paid in these weird silver bills. The first person to get this tattooed on his or her back gets 40 million Truck Nutz courtesy of Wonkette. [9/11 Coin Certificate]

Wonkette operative 92BuickLeSabre snapped this photo of Jailbreak Toys‘ Barack Obama prototype at Toy Fair 2008. He writes: MORE »

It’s not what we’d want to be remembered by, but still: eBay is auctioning off what appears to be a copy of the historic 2000 Bush v. Gore Supreme Court decision signed by the Supreme Court’s Chief Justice. One note of caution, though–the accompanying text repeatedly attributes the provenence of this item to one “William Reinquist” who for all we know was the chief justice of Freedonia: MORE »