Tag: memoirs

Bachmann Memoir: Bush Was a Socialist, Boehner Was Dean Martin

One of the funniest things Michelle Bachmann ever did – this week! – was to name her new book “Core of Conviction,” by which she means she should be convicted for being criminally insane. And now, courtesy of some...

Bristol’s Groundbreaking Book Has Been Censored

Oh no, Amazon took down the page for Bristol Palin's memoir! Perhaps it was a dangerous book, a work of such importance that the authorities felt threatened enough to ban it! Or perhaps it was one of those "pedophile...

It Would Appear There Is a Bristol Palin Memoir

And then it came to this: "Bristol Palin (Author)" How could you do such a thing, parenthesis? You've betrayed the English language. You too, the word "author." Anyway, this book is untitled, because it's hard to sum up such a...

Donald Rumsfeld: It’s Not My Fault

America's Grandpa of Death Donald Rumsfeld is having his memoir published on Tuesday, serving as an addendum to George W. Bush's book in that it has actual, alleged facts, opinions, and memories in it. So: Abu Ghraib? Not his...

George W. Bush Plagiarized Passages of His Book, Executed Innocent Guy

Isn't it great to have our previous president back in the news these days? How about this one: He lifted passages of his book out of other people's books and news articles? Yes, he did! Or rather, whoever was...

Cool New Bobby Jindal Pop-Up Book Blames Obama For Entirety of Oil Spill

Bobby Jindal is not just a governor looking to run against Obama for president: He also happens to be a beautiful aquatic bird who was personally coated in oil by the Evil President while trying only to help...

Do Not Read Donald Rumsfeld’s New Memoir

Donald Rumsfeld's memoir will be published in January. Don't read it: "Known and Unknown," being published by Sentinel (an imprint of Penguin), refers to Rumsfeld's explanation in 2002 for the lack of evidence that Iraq was supplying terrorists with weapons...

THE REVIEWS ARE COMING IN, AND FRED THOMPSON'S BOOK IS REALLY OBNOXIOUS: Prominent banking pamphlet The Wall Street Journal has reviewed failed presidential savior Fred Thompson's stupid book and is just kind of baffled at this asshole. "There are...

Fred Thompson’s Book Comes Out Tomorrow!

It is still Memoir Season for all Republicans who had any power or influence whatsoever between 2001 and 2009. Meanwhile, Fred Thompson is also writing a book! It's about his life as a Real American, and features some authentic,...

Harold Ford’s Important Memoir To Drop One Week Before NY Primary

Like every other gay dingbat on this godforsaken planet, Harold Ford Junior has a dumb book chronicling his Life coming out in the near future -- replete with the "forward-looking/confident gaze into the heavens with cloud backdrop" provisional cover....

MARK YOUR CALENDARS! Ooh, a book that might actually rival Going Rogue, in lies: "NEW YORK – Karl Rove's memoir has a title, 'Courage and Consequence,' and a release date — March 9, 2010." Well if there's snappy alliteration...

Dumb Sarah Palin’s Fake Book Has A Due Date

American Face of Evil, Sarah Palin, has "written her book." It is a whole 400 pages of book! The first 399 pages are simply her smearing baby poop over blank pages. It smells to high heaven! The title is......

(Original) Douchey No-Name Bush Speechwriter In Cahoots With Donald Rumsfeld!

New information has arisen concerning former mid/lower-level no-name douchey excerpt-mongering George W. Bush speechwriter, the very smart conservative person Matt Latimer! Last week we examined the useless, exploitative heap of self-preserving, unconfirmable anecdotes he passed along to GQ to...

Condi Rice To Write Several Books!

Condoleezza Rice just signed a $2.5 million contract to write three books about 1) her years in the Bush Administration and 2) her life. It will be so awesome to read about all the terrible throwdowns she got into...

Sarah Palin’s Book Advance May Dwarf Even Nate Silver’s

After her cruelly brief tenure as a vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin is poised to perform a time-honored ritual for national failures and people who have completely humiliated themselves, repeatedly, on the world stage: she will write her memoirs,...

Laura Bush Is Shoppin’ Her Memoirs

All you people have already read American Wife, right? If you did, you already know the "secret ending" to Laura Bush's memoirs, which involves a Venezuelan sex orgy and nuclear war. But for those fans who can't get enough...