Wonkette

• The Warped Tour still exists, now includes Joan Jett. Hurry your ass up ’cause it started at 11AM. From $29.75 at Nissan Pavilion at Stone Ridge. [Ticketmaster]
• Melissa Etheridge. 8PM. $35-$100 at Constitution Hall. [also Ticketmaster]
• “Playful Purity–Klee and the Art of Children” at the Phillips Collection. Paul Klee deeply loved children. 6&7PM. [The Phillips Collection]
• Juan Williams has a book called Enough. “He’s picking up where Bill Cosby left off and taking on ‘phony leaders, dead-end movements, and the culture of failure’ that is holding black Americans back. He deals with everyone from big-city mayors to the civil-rights establishment to rap musicians in his incisive call for change.’” [P&P]

• Reliable Source: Barbara and Jenna Bush dine at Dino in Cleveland Park and drink Dolcetto wine. . . Beyonce, surprise guest for Kennedy Center Honors, sand again after most guests left because of technical difficulties the first time. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Town Hall restaurant forced to close at 11:30 because of quirky liquor license. . . Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Ind.) “was all smiles” when he met Miss Universe. [The Hill]
• Rush & Molloy: Dick Cheney, Melissa Etheridge, Queen Latifah, Tina Turner, Oprah Winfrey, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Tony Bennett, Kevin Spacey, Kid Rock were among the attendees of the Honors event. [NYDN]