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Americans are POOR AND BROKE, YA HEARD? Those who still haven't hocked their eyes tend to look to newspapers for two purposes: for...

Everybody knew Senator Mel Martinez, the Florida guy who took advantage of what's known as "the Cuban Exemption" in order to become both...

Among the Bushes, Jeb is known as "the smart one with the Mexican wife and the hot son and the pillhead daughter." He had...

Forgotten Florida Republican Senator Mel Martinez announced his retirement today, two years early, and nobody really cares. Martinez is a Cuban alien who somehow...

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