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Florida Fat Cats Pulling Out All Stops For Voter Turnout

Friday, January 25th, 2008

One’s a Democrat, one’s a Republican, and together they’re Two Senators from Florida! Between that and the ’80s production values, maybe some Hollywood hotshot can round up a few writer scabs and turn this thing into the new Golden Girls. [YouTube]


Friday, October 19th, 2007

“Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.) resigned Friday as general chairman of the Republican National Committee, leaving all top-level leader duties for the embattled GOP to Mike Duncan, the current chairman.” [Politico]


Iraqi Insurgents Tragically Fail To Kill U.S. Lawmakers

Friday, August 31st, 2007

oh shit ... - WonketteIraqi insurgents nearly killed three Republican senators and a Democrat from the House, for good measure, as the Americans attempted to flee Iraq on Thursday. GOP senators Richard Shelby, James Inhofe, Mel Martinez and Alabama Representative “Robert” E. “Bud” Cramer were finishing their vacation in Baghdad when missiles and rocket-propelled grenades were fired at their C-130 cargo plane. MORE »


Gossip Roundup: Hot Wax

Monday, March 5th, 2007

* Heard on the Hill: JOHN KYL DOESN’T HAVE A BLACKBERRY! … Louie Gohmert zinged Steny Hoyer something fierce with a Murtha crack… Buncha Republicans planning on having fundraisers at The Who’s March 8 concert. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Madame Tussauds to open DC wax museum, still trying to find Al Gore’s head. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: College Republicans at CPAC fairly well behaved, did sneak a little alcohol in… CPAC DJ reveals pres candidates music choices… Mitt Romney dolphin dude was treated real nice by Romney staffers… Rudy was allowed to talk as long as he wanted, unlike everyone else at CPAC. [Examiner]
* Washington Whispers: Bob Gates held his first Defense Sec press conference around a big table… Howard Dean and Mel Martinez to meet to make sure New Hampshire primaries are first… Bob Mueller starting an FBI book club. [USN&WR]
* Page Six: Ron Burkle, Bono, Jay-Z, and Bill Clinton had the weirdest dinner ever at the Spotted Pig. [NYP]


Daily Briefing: Loungin’ on Lexshuns

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

* Harry Reid elected Senate Majority Leader by his peers, even though they find him to be a little too “Mormony.” [WP]
* House leadership elections are on Friday, no legislative work to occur until then, obv. [WP, NYT]
* Iraq study panel talks to Tony Blair and Bill Clinton, neither of whom think Carl Levin’s 4 to 6 month withdrawal plan is any good. [NYT, NYT]
* Jack Abramoff will try to not let the door hit him in the ass on the way in to Federal prison today. [WP]
* Democratic lobbyists who’ve been living on twigs and grubs since 1994 can now return to their place in the sun, table at Charlie Palmer’s. [NYT, WSJ]
* It’s all hugs and [ass] kisses for Joe Lieberman from Democrats who need his dour jowls to hold the majority. [NYT]
* Some Republicans consider the naming of Mel Martinez as RNC head “pandering to minorities.” Want the Grand Old Party to return to the days of having nothing but contempt for “those” people. [LAT]


Daily Briefing: Talking Foes Over Pho

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

* President Bush met yesterday with members of the Iraq study panel, said they have “interesting ideas.” [WP, NYT]
* Nagging corruption allegations against John Murtha create questions about Nancy Pelosi’s support for him as majority leader. [WP, NYT]
* President Bush begins trip to Asia today, will meet with Russia and China about best bullying tactics for Iran, Syria, and North Korea. [WSJ]
* The House’s failure to pass a bill normalizing trade relations with Vietnam seen as an embarrassment to Bush before his arrival in Hanoi. [NYT]
* Rudy Giuliani sets up presidential exploratory committee. [NYT]
* Florida Senator Mel Martinez to become RNC figurehead when Ken Mehlman steps down in January to spend more time with his leather pants. [ , NYT]
* Freshman lawmakers remarkably similar to freshman college students in giddy excitement, cluelessness. [WP, USAT]


God Still Hates Katherine Harris

Monday, November 13th, 2006

Too bad, crazy. - WonketteWe were momentarily intrigued by this ridiculous scenario suggested by a Wonkette op:

If Ken Mehlman (as CNN reports) is being replaced by Mel Martinez, does that mean Charlie Crist will appoint Katherine Harris to fill his Senate seat? Too good to be true?

Tragically, it’s too good to be true. We’ve just learned that Martinez will bring the Republican Party back to the 14th Century while simultaneously serving Florida as a corrupt bat-shit-crazy senator. MORE »


RNC Experiments With Heterosexual Chairman

Monday, November 13th, 2006

Not gay! Not at all gay! F the gays! - WonketteMel Martinez will be the new chair of the Republican National Committee, according to the teevee. MORE »


Wonk’d: Two Amys, Three Matthewses

Friday, August 11th, 2006

Intern Nick is on vacation this week (along with the rest of DC), so your dedicated editors had to compile this edition of Washington’s favorite unverified stalking guide all by themselves. Pity us, and learn where Helen Thomas eats, and the places Robert Novak has been known to walk by. Also: did you know that C-Span anchors are celebrities? Brian Lamb sure didn’t! That was the week that was, after the jump.

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Gossip Roundup: Movers and Shakers

Thursday, June 29th, 2006
  • Reliable Source: First daughter Jenna Bush is leaving Washington for a teaching gig in Latin America; twin sis Barbara Bush recently landed a job in educational programming at New York’s Cooper Hewitt Museum. [WP]

  • Heard on the Hill: Sen. Mel Martinez autographs photos of himself while presiding over the Senate debate on the flag-burning amendment. [Roll Call]
  • Under the Dome: Big Connecticut unions have endorsed Sen. Joe Lieberman (D-CT) in primary battle against Ned Lamont, but they’re not exactly huge fans of the senator. [The Hill]
  • Rush & Molloy: Loews CEO Jonathan Tisch is contemplating a run for New York mayor. [NYDN]