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Megyn Kelly’s Flow: Pretty Fly For A White Girl
When we talk about Megyn Kelly and her “flow,” you are forgiven for assuming we are pondering her menses. (We bet she’s a tough, studly kinda double-maxipad chick.) And yet, in reading the Boston Bomber (“suspect”)’s twattings of Dr. Dre-lyrics, Kelly actually sounds pretty sweet. She is no Dana Perino, mortifying white girls everywhere, that [...]
Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All
So remember how Al Gore, Green Hitler, up and sold his near-imaginary teevee station to the Qatari government, in the shape of Al Jazeera? And the conservatives, they did not like that all but could not quite put their finger on “why” besides just “Muslims”? Well, they have finally figured it out, and a Megyn [...]
Fox’s Megyn Kelly Accidentally Commits Journalism About Guns
“Blah blah blah Hitler or something executive orders are only okay if you are a Republican INPEACH,” says Jay Sekulow, who heads Pat Robertson’s pathetic conservative fake law outfit. But then Megyn Kelly does something weird: she is all “nuh uh.”
Oh How Cute, Fox is Suddenly Worried About “Media Bias” and its Impact on Democracy
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Apparently there are “new questions” about the role of the media 2012 race! What kind of questions? Well, the kind Fox Nooz asks, like: why does the media insist on pointing out all the lies that come out of Mitt Romney’s mouth? And: why do they have to call [...]
Megyn Kelly Simply Does Not Care For Those Black Helicopters Coming To Spy On Our Elections
Oh, Megyn Kelly! Don’t ever change, OK? Here is Megyn Kelly on Fox “News,” informing us that there may be an “extra set of eyes” on election day and those eyes may belong to the United Nations. Note the contempt with which she says “United Nations,” by the way, she might as well have been [...]
Fox’s Megyn Kelly Has Questions About The Liberal Communist Maoist Questions Picked For The Debate
Thank God we have Megyn Kelly to explain why Romney shit the bed on so many of the questions in last night’s Happy Lovey Hoe-Down Sing-Along — it’s probably because of Candy Crowley, but it’s MOSTLY because of the American public with their stupid concerns. Why did they have such LIBERAL concerns? Real Americans care [...]
Those Weren’t Gaffes; Mitt Romney Just Loves To Talk About Being Rich
Mitt Romney refuses to feel ashamed of himself for being wealthy, America. Shame is for poors. You cannot make him feel bad about constantly name dropping his rich sports team owner friends. “I’m not going to apologize for that,” he told Megyn Kelly, who did not ask him to apologize for that. Since when is [...]
Amazing Anthony Weiner Manages To Get In As Much Opinion As Fox Anchor
Sometimes Anthony Weiner is an annoying, self-aggrandizing troll, but many times he is great! For example, here he is on Fox News, trying to give an interview about Clarence Thomas and his lobbyist Teabagger wife. But whenever Weiner finishes a thought, Megyn Kelly sees the need to slip in her own (corporation’s) thought to try [...]
Husband Of Ensign Mistress Wanted To Blab To Fox News
Sorry, folks! This is what passes for SEXY SEX SCANDAL NEWS this June, while “important news” such as the incipient Iranian revolution and doomed healthcare reform dominate our boring news channels. Doug Hampton, the husband of that lady John Ensign had sex with, wrote to Megyn Kelly at Fox News five days before Ensign confessed [...]
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