Sorry, folks! This is what passes for SEXY SEX SCANDAL NEWS this June, while “important news” such as the incipient Iranian revolution and doomed healthcare reform dominate our boring news channels. Doug Hampton, the husband of that lady John Ensign had sex with, wrote to Megyn Kelly at Fox News five days before Ensign confessed to the affair. And in the letter he said, in effect, Ensign is such a douche! I am blabbing to you, Megyn Kelly, because you are a lawyer! MORE »

Being a political insider, golly, that must be neat. Oh, and to Ms. Kelly: No shit. [The Page]

Like a Facebook divorce or a new, hotter MySpace picture, Megyn Kendall’s decision to switch to her maiden name on-air can mean only one thing: She’s totally on the market. MORE »